Jabber Jaw " Jab jab jab jab" (big stupid shark cartoon , remember?)

[mY LiTTle pWnY]

Alright here we go... I grew up in Georgia and moved to Virginia when i was 4. I have been a gamer my whole life starting with the atari 2600, nintendo, genesis, and finally a computer when my older bro. moved back home. Where i slowly took it over playing the first monkey island. So durning my teenage years when I should of been dating girls... I was face glued to Command and Conquer and Red Alert, then StarCraft and finally the gem of them all Half life. After playing every nook and crannie of the single player my friends and I started checking out TFC and CS. It was head to head for awhile for our favorite games. For TFC putting that red dot on a fuckers head and blowing it off was pretty damn rewarding... the spies and sentry guns, seriously good shit. But CS just took off and the maps just kept coming.

So ANYWAYS, being the youngest of 6 kids I was the last to move out of my parents house it was hard shit i had 1 LAN room , 1 console/tv room, 1 workout room , then my bedroom it fucking pwn'd face. But my best friend Chris (DarkChant) and I decided after highschool we wanted to travel and so for a couple of months we backpacked across europe and had a fucking blast!
When we got back my sister had her wedding where I meet my fiance Valerie! ! :0) Something MORE important than gaming? naw, no way! , you might say. Well she's my world and if i had to choose between the two she would win hands down. "Gasping ...rolling of the eyes i feel from you?" (my yoda voice) Well its a good thing I wont ever have too since she is a gamer as well, though she is solo a conosle chick.

So she got into UVA and so I moved with her to Charolettsville VA. were I worked at Suncoast (the mall movie store). Then got a job with the post office being a mail courier where im at now. Awesome money and good hours...leaves a lot of room for me to be "chillin' and killin' ."

So that's a short ass version of my life I would call " a lil about myself."
Basically what im all about and always have been is associtating myself with "good" people that got their "shit striaght" and just passing the days by playing games, watching movies, eating & drinking and just having fun.

Alright i think that was a bit "re-donk-u-luss"ly long and boring but oh well there it is.


PS:Anyone reading this PS message I admire your mental strength of being able to take in more than a few words from me and not collapsing into a gelatonious pile of goo! GOOD JOB and ur FREE BJ is on its way!
Please allow 60 to 65 years for arival of BJ... if im still alive i'll probably be close to brain dead and gummy as hell so bring on the cocks!! W00T W00T :badgrin:

Peace

[Sammie]

ha! nice story


i would have loved to have backpacked thru europe esp before the god awful Euro took over.

Welcome to GNG, I think you'll fit in well here


There is a post somewhere, where everyone said a little about themselves such as professions/schooling/etc

[137]

um... when he asked to post some background... lol uh nevermind lol.

[The_Machinist]

welcome brosef! I'm thinking about being a mailman when I get out of the army. It's still gubment work but it pays well, like you said. how hard was it to get that job?

[mY LiTTle pWnY]

seriously its not hard at all...just takes a a few months to get in... since u were in the army you have a greater chance of getting in over someone else. Like you have to take a "common knowledge" test and you get an extra 10 points on top of what you get. So you need a 75 to pass the thing and whoever has the highest score and seems good gets in. SO if you got a 85 on the thing it would automatically go up to 95 cause ur in the army/navy whatever. So its a good idea I love it. Anyhoo im off to the server

peace

[137]

yeah the post office pays good money and awesome benefits. Plus you can mail shit for free or something lol, my dad has been a mail processor for the last 25 years never been out in the field, he hates his fucking job but he makes 27 dollars an hour, its not bad for grunt work.

And hes union.

[The_Machinist]

haha word up.

[Alice Cooper]

u wana no wat my job was? not to offend the soldiers that fought in vietnam but its a little thing they had us youngens do. (weird hick soldier voice) *back in nam we had to clear da mines for the soldiers, and got payed 2$ an hour, but it sorta wasnt really worth it because we ran out into mine fields and blew our selves up. ( i threw other people on the mines i saw so i never got hit until a mortar hit me on the hed and exploded. how i lived i do not no but all i no is that was alot of maryjane i smoked last night. lol that was my job.

[McTucket]

hmm....come see me later with a full canteen....

[Alice Cooper]

LOL if i got a canteen well all of mine are stored away some where.