The Buffalo Theory

[Hooligan]

Cliff Claven's buffalo theory

[Animal]

Indeed.

[McTucket]

Ok

[MiddleFinger]

I haven't experianced the Buffalo theory in wuite some time. And lately, I've really been feeling the need to.

[Raven]

uh..

[Maull]

and the buffalo theory is....

[zero]

Googled:

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this...

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[Maull]

Briliant!

[Nebula]

haha.. thats pretty funny

[ioScream]

Hey, I recall that happening last night, oh wait... that was just indigestion.

[3043]

Its a little known fact that the North American Elk, due to the shape of its esophogus, couldnt pronounce the word lasagna even if it could speak.

[sylverarrow]

3043, where the hell did that come from? :lol:

[McTucket]

ahahahahhahaahhaahha

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

?

[THE_PACIFIST]

137 thats awesome....did you pull that outta your ass

[thegreaterbad]

wow, that theory on the alcohol comsumption has me sold hook line and sinker, i think that since i have been a member here, i have gained like 5 million in random knowledge IQ :surprised