fantasy mother fuckin footballl... sign up your face today... pleasE???

[McTucket]

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE>>>>>

League ID#: 584078
League Name: The GNG
Password: larrylaffler
Draft Type: Live Draft
Draft Time: Fri Sep 2 11:00pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ]
Max Teams: 12
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head



***teams so far...****


Texas TangMasters - Laroacha
Jethro's Maulers - Jethro
chubbs' bitches - Tucket
Typical Gangsters - Animal-Rapist

[Infamous]

Can I join? Footballs a passion and hobby.

[Laroacha]

join it dude,,,,,we need pep's.... It' wouldn't be in the pup forums if you couldn't.

[McTucket]

please do man... let me know when you register.. rgr??

[Infamous]

What website are you guys doing the draft on?

[McTucket]

its a live draft... through yahoo...

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

That's right bitches! The Easy Riders are in the hizz ouz!

[3043]

im signing up now. Prepare to be owned.

[Animal]

Yeah right! Whats everyones pick for QB? Just curious. I dont think Peyton will do as well this year as he did last year. Time will tell.

[McTucket]

i didnt rank mine but if i got my choice, my top 5 would be this:
1.peyton manning
2.donovan mcnabb
3.mike vick
4.daunte culpepper
5.byron leftwich/tom brady

[Animal]

Have 7 teams signed up. Need at least one more otherwise the last one to join will be BOOTED!

[McTucket]

come the fuck on people... i need some competition...

[Laroacha]

come on 2 to 4 more people, you know you ain't got shit to do, just sign up god dammit!

[Santa]

im going to join right now :)

[Santa]

k signed up as digital warriors

[3043]

Is this league just a fantasy or what? Whats goin on? Not enough people?



I WILL STOMP YOUR NUTS

[McTucket]

too late fag



we fuckin need one more team in order to draft.... it wont let us draft with an odd number of teams(we have 7)

[Laroacha]

What the hell happened? I got drunk and fell asleep about 30 mins before the draft was suppost to happen, I wake up and nothing happened. What's the plan?

[Animal]

Some asshat joined in at the last minute and caused there to be an odd number of teams.

[McTucket]

fuck... drop him or get one more??

[McTucket]

g'dammit santa

[3043]

SOMEONE FUCKING JOIN!!!

I got second pick first round. DAMMIT

[McTucket]

lol

[Laroacha]

What's the deadline to draft, Sunday?

[McTucket]

i dont even fuckin know.... i had a buddy ready to draft for me through my cell phone since i was out... i was pissed

[Buddy Lee]

I will be joining as soon as I get home. Hopefully within 30mins or so. So if you have an odd number I'll fix that and take the fantasy football championship.

[Laroacha]

Sweet, Animal, let's set up another draft, and maybe I can stay sober enough not to nod off before this one.

[McTucket]

yeah just give us the info

[Laroacha]

aw shit, I gotta play 3043 1st week,,,,,,,,,I better wear a cup,,,,,,dude's always grabbin' at ur nuts.

[Animal]

Make sure you have your pre drafts this time. If everyone who wants in isnt in by Monday evening, too bad, I'm kicking the odd man (if there is one) and locking the league so the draft WILL go on. Right now, we have 8 teams. The new draft date is set for Tues Sept 6th at 9AM EST. Thats right, 9AM. All the times are shitty, so thats the best I can do.

[McTucket]

what do u mean by predraft?? like setting your top 25??

[Animal]

Yes, rank the players that you want. The computer will automatically draft whatever it can if you cant make the live draft.

[thegreaterbad]

I hope its not too late to join, i signed up, what do i need to know for the draft and such?

[Laroacha]

At this point we have an even 10, which is great. I've looked at the managers screen, but by email addy, I can't tell who everyone is,,,,,,,,,post who your team is:

Texas TangMasters

tgb,,,,for the draft, either be there for the live draft, or pre-rank all of the players in the NFL beforehand, and the computer will pick for you. If you don't want to pre-rank players,,,,then the computer will pick for you based on rankings that yahoo gave the players.

[McTucket]

my teams name is chubbs...

[Animal]

Texas TangMasters - Laroacha
Jethro's Maulers - Jethro
chubbs' bitches - Tucket
Typical Gangsters - Animal-Rapist
The Easy Riders - RustyBrownTurd (errr, Sheriffs badge)
Digital Warriors - Santa
Monkey Spunk - ioScream
Indiana Smashers - Buddy Lee
Nut Stompers - 3043
The Benchwarmers - thegreaterbad

[McTucket]

lol sheriff says he wants to eat your face

[Laroacha]

Nutstompers=3043,,,,,,,,,the last I don't know.

[thegreaterbad]

I am the BenchWarmers, I did an auto pick for the draft, because i know i will probably miss it.

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Prepair to all go down you bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jethro]

Fuck off rent-a-cop!!!!!

[Laroacha]

Dam, I didn't see that one coming.

[Santa]

<3 for letting me be able to play :)

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Fuck off rent-a-cop!!!!!



Hey why the personal insults? My Mom told me when people attack you it is because they are jealous!


BITCH!

[Jethro]

Hahahahhahahaahhaha!


So, Your mom also dresses you funny

[Laroacha]

I need a hug. :(

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

That's how my Dad dresses , me asshole!

[Jethro]

Im sorry your parents roles are reversed. That most cause you to have a couple of serious self mental picutes of yourself. I leave ya alone, you have enough problems.

[McTucket]

lol.. back on topic.... T minus 11 hrs??

[Animal]

Get ready bitches

[McTucket]

i might even be able to make to live draft

[McTucket]

looks like my team is the team to beat....

[Animal]

looks like my team is the team to beat....

Maybe if you go off the "PROJECTED" stats... you suck.

[McTucket]

i know my players... homie

[Laroacha]

God Damn I wish I could've made the draft, but I did ok with just my pre-ranks, I think I would have picked a little different, but no biggie. Looks like IO's got something for me 1st week.

[McTucket]

anybody willing to trade for some of my kickass playas lemme know

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Who the fuck stole Green away from me? I'll trade for Skittles or some Kit Kats let me know!

[Laroacha]

I could use a defensive end, I've got 2, one's injured reserve and the other one just got fucking released by his team, I'm gonna eat shit on those points. How do I go about looking for free agents at this point?

[McTucket]

look for them dude... its gonna take awhile but you'll find plenty of money people left

[Animal]

Set up the players you want to trade out. Others can view what players you want to trade and what players you need and you guys can start proposing trades. I'm looking to get rid of Drew Brees.

[McTucket]

will do.... drew, based on last year, was one of the top 5 in the league...

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Same here who do you want.

[McTucket]

il throw up my peeps later on tonight

[3043]

The ass whoopin is about to commence.

This Sunday a good part of my offensive line up plays my defensive team.

Prepare for testicular tortillas.

If I had another half good RB Id say give up now but Ill have to go with what I've got.

Which one of you guys have NE's QB? Im glad I didnt have to play you this week, that game last night was a good one for NE.

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

You suck!

[McTucket]

yeah he had a decent game, so did moss.... cory dillon sucked...kerry collins did ok, should have done better... thats about all the money people... if you picked up anyone else ur wrong

[3043]

There are a lot of Moss detractors out there. I think he still is the goods. I wish I had him on my team. I dont know if I would trade TO for him but him and Owens together would be a nice lockdown.

[McTucket]

keep t. o.

[Animal]

Anyone actually get the stattracker to work? Mine loads up and it gets to the point where it says "Downloading data... Please wait." and just sits there.

[McTucket]

same here...

[Laroacha]

My comp is fubar for now, but I got statracker to work on my buddies comp. I would also like to thank monkey spunk for sucking and giving me my 1st win. (Dante worked out well,,,,lol) way to go. Buddylee, you're mine next week lightweight. Oh, and btw, i first tried to get statracker to work in firefox on my bud's comp, but had to go to IE to get it to work, so that might be one factor. The firefox JVM leave's alot to be desired.

[3043]

Well there was some nut stomping going on. Unfortunately it was my nuts that got stomped.

Who would have thought the chiefs would score 27 points and not one of them would be a TD pass? He did manage to throw an INT though. Bastard. I will rip off his bad leg and beat him to death with it.

Or that Curtis Martin, the leagues leading rusher in 2004 would be held to 57 yards and no TDs? By the Chiefs defense?

Or perhaps that the Jets Defense, not a bad defense at all, would allow 27 points?

Or I would be stoopid enough not to put the right kicker in?

Im gonna take a hard look at the colts Defense tonight. I thought the Jets were better.

Verdict- My nuts were stomped. Delhomme is looking good and Curtis Martin can kiss my ass.

[Santa]

not sure who the easy riders are, but they got WHOOOOOPED

[Santa]

Go Digital Warriors!

[McTucket]

Well there was some nut stomping going on. Unfortunately it was my nuts that got stomped.

Who would have thought the chiefs would score 27 points and not one of them would be a TD pass? He did manage to throw an INT though. Bastard. I will rip off his bad leg and beat him to death with it.

Or that Curtis Martin, the leagues leading rusher in 2004 would be held to 57 yards and no TDs? By the Chiefs defense?

Or perhaps that the Jets Defense, not a bad defense at all, would allow 27 points?

Or I would be stoopid enough not to put the right kicker in?

Im gonna take a hard look at the colts Defense tonight. I thought the Jets were better.

Verdict- My nuts were stomped. Delhomme is looking good and Curtis Martin can kiss my ass.


dont take colts defense, theres plenty of betta d's out there... ravens had no fucking offense.... jake delhomme is a middle of the road qb.... curtis martin will you get you over 1200 yards rushing this year.. you cant tell shit in one game

[3043]

The colts defense looks like it should suck but they looked good againts Baltimore. I agree, though, the Ravens arent much to look at.

Speaking of birds, the falcons were pumped on monday. Now if they only had as much talent as they had motivation. The fight between that no name and the Jets pro-bowler was funny to watch. They actually threw a penalty flag BEFORE the game started and used the instant replay camera. HA fucking ha. The jets D suffered though w/o that linebacker. They must have showed that noname from the Falcons throwing the Eagles helmet like ten times.

I agree too Tucky, one game doesnt count for much. 'Course, your team kicked ass. :lol:

I dont know about your apprisal of Delhomme though. Im thinking of putting him in against NE. You know how people can rise to the challenge? I have a hunch.

[McTucket]

whats this jets deal you had goin in yur post... all eagles baby.... and yes, the refs did overreact. losing that MLB sucked... he was the defensive leada(well, him and brian dawkins) yo cant really think carolina's o is going to do well against the pats d, do u?
i mean seriously, who, in the last 3 years, did well against them?

[Buddy Lee]

Who would have thought that after week 1 Buddy Lee would be sitting at no.1, ha I did. LaRocha, your going to taste the bitter sweet defeat at the hands of the Smashers. Chubbs, I look forward to meeting your team, yeah! Also I am looking for a trade for a reciever Owens, Moss, Smith(steve), or Priest Holmes. If anyone is interested let me know who your looking for/at and lets see what happens,. Good luck in week 2 everyone.

[McTucket]

u givin em up, or you want them....

[Buddy Lee]

I want them.

[McTucket]

dont we all

[Buddy Lee]

I would like to acuire Chad Johnson WR. If you have him and are intersted in a trade I have 2 good RB's and a good QB and a reciever up for grabs. Maybe even a package trade.

[Animal]

LOL, those of you who want these "superstar" players are going to have to trade up at least 2 or 3 other guys for them.

[Buddy Lee]

I have superstars riding the bench, just trying to round out my team the way I want it setup playa.

[McTucket]

offer me a trade for chad.. il get back to you

[Buddy Lee]

Trade proposals have been sent, let me know players.........or send me a count-proposal.

[Buddy Lee]

hey ladies trades have been propossed get back to me you slabs of fag meat.

[McTucket]

i havent seen one, is there a certain place i have to go to check it out??

[Buddy Lee]

It would be on your team page but I didn't send you a trade offer.

[McTucket]

i thought u wanted chad

[Laroacha]

Buddy, how bout that counteroffer I sent you,,,,,,,,,?????? I at this point would be willing to throw in Andre Johnson from Houston.

[thegreaterbad]

whos wants to insult my eagle stacked team now!! 111 points and julius jones hasnt even touched the ball yet!!! :badgrin:

I dont plan on playing Larry Johnson right now, so i am willing to put him on the trade block. Joey Porter is still undecided. I am lookin for a Defensive player for these guys :question:

[Laroacha]

GB, save your players,,,,,if you've got half a brain pick up Polamalu (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6352) I'd take him myself, but I'm sticking with this weeks DB's.

[McTucket]

u fuckin lucky son of a bitch.... if you hadnt played the niners, you'd be done for, and id be sitting on top

[Animal]

I am getting my ass kicked!

[Laroacha]

At this point I can still kick ioscreams ass, I just need Kerry Collins and Strayhorn to suck for one game.

[Buddy Lee]

trade looks good and I have accepted.

[Buddy Lee]

Other trades have been offered to other people, please review and respond. Or counter-offer with me.

[Laroacha]

I guess Yahoo's projected points on the matchups don't evolve week to week because I was checking out my matchup for next week and they still have Willie Parker projected at 0.63 even though he's been the second most productive RB in the NFL through week 2. Cower said today that he'd be the starting RB even when Duce and the Buss come back, which I read until he's no longer effective.

AR, you need another QB on your roster, Brees is poser up till this point, you need choices. (sad for me to say that cause he's a local boy from here in Austin and I want to root for him)

[Jethro]

I recorded my first win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buddy Lee]

I have sent out trade offers plaese respond or send me a counter-offer.

[Laroacha]

you guys are quiet, no shit talk nothin? Comeon............ DO IT!!!!!!!

[Animal]

My team has been sucking it up, I just cant bring myself to talk any trash!

[Laroacha]

Yea dude, it's a matter of progression,,,,,,,my team mostly blew after the draft, but I've been trying to improve it every week. You gave us unlimited trades, so I just try to bolster weak spots. I think I got mine to a pretty good place, but you never can tell for sure week to week. Also, look at your QB's, they both have bye's in the same week,,,,,,you might wanna start planning for that.

[Laroacha]

Good luck Sunday AR, I'm lookin' to thrash you.

[Animal]

Thanks dude, I'm lookin to get thrashed!

[thegreaterbad]

OK BITCHES LOOK AT MY TEAM< They look medicore, but damn they have been kickin ASS, 200 points by the second week, i smell a massacre coming to many...HAHAHA AUTO DRAFT FOR THE PWNAGE EAT MY SHIT i am unstoppable.... :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:









is that good enough laroacha? i will be eating dirt if i get owned tommorrow lol :eek:

[Laroacha]

Yup, 1 and 2 is fightin' it out this weekend, you got your work cut out.

[Buddy Lee]

Last week was a closely fought loss on Buddy Lee's part at the hands of LaRocha, a great, hard fought game down to the last player on each side, on Monday night no less. Best of luck to The Easy Riders this week, you are gonna need it. And congrats to you as well LaRocha.

[McTucket]

eat my ass you all, im in the finals, i call it already... any takers?

[Laroacha]

chubbs, I predict Carson Palmer getting his leg broken this week. ;P

[McTucket]

oowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Laroacha]

Holy crap,,,,,,I've moved into 1st, and I think I can beat chub's next week. Rock on!!!!!!! :tongue:

[McTucket]

no you wont... hehe congrats on 1st though

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

did you all purchase the stat tracker?

[Jethro]

I think I just bitch slapped the bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McTucket]

jeth, you have stat tracker??

[Laroacha]

I got stat tracker, it's nice to see the points accumulate while the games are going on, seeing that I can't watch most of the games. It actually can suck at times because you run over to the computer to see what your guy's are doing and if they do stupid shit and lose points,,,,,,it sends you into a rage. Mark Bulger was plugging around in the 1st quarter this week and then I come back and look and his points are negetive because of an int.

I've been looking at next weeks lineup and it's looking pretty intresting. This weeks two highest scoring teams will be competing with the only teams 3-0. Me and Chubbs go at it and Jethro and the Benchwarmers go at it. This has the looks of an ugly ass week. I'm curious though, is the schedule pre planned when the league is formed, or does it get formed week to week as the wins and losses come in?

[Laroacha]

Damn Tuck, I'm running uphill against you this week. You got your QB and main WR playing Houston who blows ass and you've got most of your defense playing the Jet's with a 3rd string QB backed up by a has been Testaverde. Unless Buddha helps me,,,,,,,,,,,I'm fucked!

[Laroacha]

Don't look too good for me Tuck,,,,,,,,though both our QB's kinda sucked this week. God dam why didn't I play Eli Manning,,,,,,,,, FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[McTucket]

hehe... carson palmer does me well.....


gb, the eagles are suckin(as much as i hate to admin it, they're my ultimate foreverandever favorite team in the whole big world ;) ) looks like ur teams suckin boo

[Laroacha]

This is going to intresting chubbs. You got me by 51/2 points and we both have a nice player in MNF,,,,,,,,,,let's rumble.........Oh, and you have a crap ass kicker tonight.

[McTucket]

is that 5 and a half, or 51 lol.... that kicker was the best one i could pick up, since david akers went down.... he stacks up pretty well against all others tho, top 5 in points for the league... keep me updated plz??

[Laroacha]

ESPN dude,,,,you got it?

[McTucket]

yeah why

[Laroacha]

you can see your kicker doing nothing. MNF, me and you have a game coming.........

[Laroacha]

shit,,,,,your kicker is kickin' my ass

[McTucket]

what are our kickers stats?

[McTucket]

im glad i just happened to pick up arizonas kicker... the guy has kicked 5 friggen field goals, and im not sure hes done yet!

[Laroacha]

im glad i just happened to pick up arizonas kicker... the guy has kicked 5 friggen field goals, and im not sure hes done yet!


Holy shit that guy ripped me a new asshole,,,,,,,,,god damn..........

[3043]

The Nut Stompers finally stomped some nuts. Yahhhoooo!

Can't believe I wasted a pick on Trent Green. This is my first time with Fantasy Football and well, I have learned alot in four weeks. My picks were almost all wrong. I based them on something other than the point sysem for FF. My adjustments are probably too late but Ill be ready next year.

Still it's not over yet. 1-3, yahooo!

My only regrets so far, besides Green: Dumping the Colts Defense and not having a better second back. I thought Martin would at least be an average back but I researched all the top guys after Martin and by the time it came around again I didnt know any of the backs. So I picked Barlow. LMAO the forty niners, yeesh.


I think I can chalk up my over failure to the fact that I ignored Pittsburgh in the draft. If the eagles are Chubbs' "ultimate foreverandever favorite team in the whole big world ;) then the Steelers are mine. The Steelers cursed me for abandoning them.

[McTucket]

hehe... well trent green isnt too bad... and dont forget, in fantasy football its a team game.... not just one player.... since i follow sports pretty well, i based my picks on my own opinions... ehheh

[3043]

I tried to model my damage control after your team, Chubbs.
Of course, your best players earn three times the points of my regular players. Still, I am pleased with the DC Ive done.

I cant get over your kickers 60 points by week four. Sweet fucking christ.

And Davis is laying down some tracks. Wow.

So how are the playoffs determined? Record or points? I need to know bc I might have to drive to up to the Meadowlands and kick the Jet's offensive line and Curtis Martin in the ass.

[McTucket]

hehe.... i know its the top 4... and playoffs are the last 2 weeks of the regular season... im pretty sure its by record.... by the end of the season, points will pretty much determine whos in the top 4 anyway....

[Laroacha]

God Dam Chubbs Fucking Communist Cock Eating Mother Raping Kicker Can Suck My Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McTucket]

only on weekends

[3043]

This week should be good. Big week for a few teams. Can't wait to see the Giants after the bye. Being a NJ guy Im interested in their luck/skill this year.


Im gonna enjoy watching the Steelers be all mad and bounce back from last week's loss.


Laroacha, you gonna play Bledsoe vs the Eagles or that other guy against SeaHawks? I think Bledsoe is the money this week. Parcell's wont let the Cowgirls almost win or barely win again without a coronary on his part.

Looking forward to Carolina vs Arizona and Philly vs Cowboys. The Jets just pain me too much to watch. SF vs Ind should be an entertaining blow out.



Thoughts?

[Laroacha]

I'm going with Mark Bulger at QB this week cause I think the Eagles are gonna kick the shit outta Dallas and I'm pretty sure Bulger can put up good #'s against the Seahawks if he can quit throwing 2 or 3 a game to the other team. Bulger has the best QB stat's on my team imo, it's only the fact that he throws a couple of interceptions a game every week that's screwin' up his fantasy points. I'm hoping he gets out of the interception game for good soon. I'm tempted to start Eli Manning and Ricky Williams next week just to see what happens. Manning will be playing Dallas, and I think he can shred them passwise and Miami will be playing a very tough Tampa Bay, so I'm sure their gonna give Ricky a bunch of touch's just to see what he has after the long pot induced lay-off.

I see Carolina pretty much kicking Arizona's ass and hopefully my boy Steve Smith get's lot's of catch's and TD's in the process, and I'd love to watch the Jets game just to see what one week of practice get's Vinny at QB. I wish I could watch the Rams or maybe Tampa play, but neither is showing here locally. At least I get to watch the Steelers play Monday.

[McTucket]

ok heres goes:

start marc, the seahawks are pathetic.... phillys d will shore up dallas...

steve smith will get at least 100 yards and a touch... prolly more....

next week, eli will be playing dallas.... they also have some defense in them... check your other options at qb....

i have this feeling that san diego will crush pittsburgh,,, just a feeling...

jets will lose again....

its alex smith's first start at qb for the niners, either they will lose big or by a small margin

[Laroacha]

I've found myself not spontaneous enough when assigning starters this year, case in point Eli was on the bench last week when he had a fucking breakout game that would have at least made me somewhat competitive with you. Anyway, I ain't making no decisions right now, just letting out my thoughts. I can do most anything next week and still win I think,,,,,,,,,,look at my week 6 competition,,,,,,,,,,8 fucking byes, and to fix his team he has to dump some primo players. If that happens,,,,,,we'll all be shoppin' next week. hehe

[McTucket]

lol

[Laroacha]

Join my Quarterback challenge http://www.protrade.com/member/challenges/Detail.html?sp=ScplayerString&sp=SC2125853%3AP2125859%3ABI476126&x=x

[McTucket]

how do i find u?


my name is chubbies823

my qbs are:
(picked at random)

peyton manning
eli manning
carson palmer
kelly holcomb(for when he takes over in buffalo)
vinny testaverde(when he takes over in ny) bought these last two for cheap, kinda like penny stocks

[Laroacha]

I'm LaRoacha,,,,,,,I'm the one who started the challenge. Dude,,,,,,I don't see you in it,,,,,,,shit, I just started this shit,,,,,,I hope you joined the right shit. Actually I'm supposted to email challenges,,,,,but I don't know anyones mail.

[Laroacha]

that's alot of shits

[Laroacha]

Jeez,,,,,,Jethro's got me by one hundreth of a point in projected points,,,,,guess that means it might be a close one......

[McTucket]

uve got a better qb, better WR, hes got a better running back, uve got the kicker, better defense, defensive guys-whatever.... u should win, unless alexander has a huuuuuge game... but if steve smith and marc bulger also do, dont worry

[Laroacha]

geez chubbs,,,,,,,you got it made this week,,,,,,,,easyriders didn't even put up a fight.

[McTucket]

thats rusty, he knows he picked a shitty team, he couldnt give a shit.... chubbs in the finals for the win!

hey btw, whoever let go of hines ward, thanks!

[Buddy Lee]

sorry sweetcheeks but I get him off waivers before you do. and bty, I allready claimed him.

[McTucket]

when do u get him?

[Buddy Lee]

I get him 3:00am 10/9 just in time for Sundays game.

[McTucket]

crap... i claimed him 10/9 also, just dunno when/if i get him

[Laroacha]

Yea I picked him up yesterday too and wake up this morning to see I ain't got him. Oh well, I was just lookin' for depth.

[Laroacha]

Jethro is ass raping me,,,,,,,,,my butt hurts!!!!!

[McTucket]

how am i doing?

[Laroacha]

here it is,,,,,,you got lots of players left though.

[McTucket]

thanks roach.... im glad im playin rusty since hes done already.... baltimore's defense screwed me....

[McTucket]

how are you doing??

[Laroacha]

I'm 11 down but I've got Terry Glen and Steve Smith goin' right now,,,,,and Willie Parker on Monday. Glenn so far is kickin' ass and Smith is doin' pretty good,,,,,I'm optimistic right now.

[McTucket]

yeah ur two WR are money today, and parker should run all over the charger defense...

[Laroacha]

I think I got this one,,,,,,,Jethro's done and I still got willie on monday. It's been a close one all day,,,,,,,and for a while I was hatin' life.

[McTucket]

is parker still their 1st string? or is bettis or duce back?

thats real close man... good job on your wr's... thats who won it for u

[Laroacha]

Thanks dude,,,,,,Parker, Duce, and Bettis are all starters. Staley knocks it up the middle, Parker goes horizontal, and Bettis knocks out the short yardage 3rd downs and red zone TD tries. It's gonna limit Parkers TD output, but he should still have plenty of opportunity to rack up some yards. It'll be intresting to maybe see some lead back blocking tonight.

[McTucket]

as far as i know.. parker is going to get most of the carries.... unless he sucks, or he gets injured.... theres no reason to take him off the first team because people get back from injuries... good luck on beating jethro

[thegreaterbad]

how many of us even try to compete on FF anymore? i was playing monkey spunk, and the only reason i won was he had 3 starters with bye weeks....

[Laroacha]

It appears to me that Me, chubbs, 3043, and AR seem to be the one's keeping up our teams. I for one really enjoy the comp,,,,,,,but I guess it doesn't really do that much for alot of guy's.

[McTucket]

i guess when people saw their teams were crappy, they said fuck it... im here to stay guys....

[Laroacha]

I got my ass whooped by a point,,,,,,fuck,,,,,lol

good game Jethro,,,,,,,,,,

[Jethro]

Thanks, GG. But I do keep up on my team. I keep tryin to improve it all the time. I think i filled all the holes on my team, so watch out!

[McTucket]

yeah dude that was an awesome match.... for the first time, i couldnt plug the holes in my team and it showed..... at least i played rusty! ;)


i think its gonna be a pretty much even field from here on out... 4 or 5 guys that keep up with their team

good luck to everyone

[Laroacha]

Yea, I finally get to play a couple of the gimmie games starting this week. I got Benchwarmers this week who though a great team is facing a ton of byes, if he makes that workable,,,,,,,I'll let chubbs know that I'm his real dad. Then I face the Easyriders who hasn't even bothered to fill his rb and wr empty spots with an rb and wr that he already owns,,,,,,so if that continues, I expect an easy win there. After that I hit the testicle stomper and he's improving weekly, so I should have my work cut out then.

[McTucket]

if you're my dad, then that explains it! thats why i have such a tiny penis!

[Laroacha]

yea,,,,,but your nuts hang down to your knee's and you can lick your forehead.

[Jethro]

Doesn't matter how big your nuts are if you have the tool to use them!!!!!

Oh BTW Im the King of Pussy eatin...so Im told!


So you all need to bow to the KING!

[McTucket]

hhaha

[Laroacha]

You guy's see the Texas/Colorado game,,,,,,,damn, Texas seems more potent than I've seen them since Earl Campbell was there. I think they might end up #1 this year, to my amazement.

[McTucket]

the best game this year was the notre same, usc game.... wowsa!

hey roach, i bet you were surprised to see that easy riders actually came to play this week, eh?!?!

[Laroacha]

Damn it,,,,,,,I've just got a comp working at my house right now,,,,,,,,,I've been setting up my shit from friends houses for the last couple weeks,,,,,,,easy can blow me,,,,,he will go down.

[thegreaterbad]

i had a great team out there, and indiana players decide to bring their A++ game....i lost by less than point!!!!! i am getting revenge this week.:evil:

[Laroacha]

Yea, I gave him Edgerrin James early on and it's the worst move I ever made, he's making everyone pay for it. I'm such a fucking tard.

[McTucket]

you guys are so friggen lucky i was away and couldnt control my team....

[Laroacha]

Away as in how,,,,,,your team is doin' pretty fuckin' good.

[McTucket]

yeah but i lost cuz i didnt sub in the right players... that would have never happened if i was around...

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

You still would have lost.
YOU SUCK!

[Laroacha]

Cris Sims is a no talent fucking retard,,,,,,,,,,,I hope a bus hit's him after he gets done fucking up this game,,,,,,,,,asshole.

[Laroacha]

Dam, I gotta make up 30 someodd points with my RB's and TE,,,,,,,,that's a tall order,,,,,,,,good game this week Nutstomper dude,,,,,,,,I think you got me.

[3043]

Thanks LaRoacha - it only took me eight weeks to learn how to put together a team. Plus I got lucky with that Denver win, I mean, I thought they might win but holy fucking christ it was like a oollege game - the Eagles were stomped bad.

Jamal has had such a tough year - he didn't have in him for a big game vs the steelers. Still, your team is good enough that I wasn't gonna celebrate until the end of Monday night.

But now I might be able to stomp some nuts flat, we'll see.

[McTucket]

just wait til u play me... nut stomper guy

[3043]

Let me go see when I'm playing CHUBBS again. I'll be ready for the rematch but I gotta scope out who my guys are playing. Hopefully we will be able to give you the thrashing you so richly deserve.:cool:

[McTucket]

it could happen... a couple of my guys are hurtin/questionable.... guys that give me some points, too!

[Laroacha]

It seems like everyone who plays me has their game of the year and kicks my ass. Mine's gotta be comin' soon.

[3043]

I can't say I'm shocked but christ my star reciever is an asshole. Who in NFL history has got themself suspended for bitching about their team NOT congratulating him enough? Such a dickface.

Even without TO I plan to stomp some nuts tomorrow and next week and the week after...:devilfing

[McTucket]

im a eagles lifer... and i threw a party when to signed with philly last year....

i bought this t.o. figure and had it sitting on my desk....

once i found out about the shit he pulled this summer... i burned the fuckin thing.... fuck him, trade his ass... he deserves to get shot

[Laroacha]

Whatever happened to a guy having talent AND dignity? All the high priced ego maniacal jackoffs should have to study Jerry Rice and be forced to try to emulate him thoughout their career's.

On a related note,,,,,,Chubb's, this is the 1st week in a while that you're the underdog,,,,,,,you gonna pull it out???

[McTucket]

uh, yeah.... they rated some of his peeps way too high...

i had to go and get some reserves to fill in, not too happy about that but we shall seeeeeee

[3043]

I'll say Tucket. Kerry Collins isnt earning 14+ points this week. But Gates is the #1 TE for yards AND touchdowns and James is a leading rusher...but still they don't seem that strong to me.


Side note: The Vikings are killing detroit. Thats some fucked up shit right there. Culpeper out and now they start playing.

[McTucket]

haha... straight up man... wtf?

[Laroacha]

here ya go chubbs

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8172/chub7pn.th.png (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chub7pn.png)

[Laroacha]

It appears I've ass raped Santa Snipa'(Digital Warriors) ,,,,,,,,Good Game LOSER!!!!!!!! haha

It's amazing how bad Chubbs fucked up Indi also,,,,,,,,,what an asskicking.

[Animal]

Christ, I cant catch a break for anything. One of my players was declared inactive YESTERDAY (too late for changes) and another was injured during the game. What nonsense! Pffffft!:badgrin:

[McTucket]

Lol Look Who It Is!... .roach, Pic Me?

[Laroacha]

how's this?

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/489/football15wg.th.jpg (http://img234.imageshack.us/my.php?image=football15wg.jpg)

[McTucket]

Wow... Thanks.... Hahah Chubbs Is Rollin!

[Laroacha]

Would it be safe to say that this is the longest thread in the history of gng?

[McTucket]

And Im Damn Proud Of It Too...

[3043]

I still cant read Laroacha's image but I have calculated Chubbs score to be 111.8 points with one guy to play tomorrow. Im working on Buddy Lee's points now but it doesnt look good for him.

You bought the stat tracker LaRoacha? I should have gotten it. I did my points my opponets and I think I have him by about nine points - much closer than I thought but, then again, not one of my recievers caught a damn TD.


Finally let me say again, Chubb's kicker is out of this world!! 16 points for his K and 16.8 for his quarterback. SLUT!!!

[3043]

Well the new tally is

Chubbs bitches approx 117.8 with one to play tomorrow and

Indian Smashers 41.5 with three to play.

Nice game, tucket.

I have something like

Nut Stompers 60.15 with no more to play vs
Easy Rides 52.25 with no more to play.


I'll do laroacha's next but I think he already knows...

[3043]

looks like LaRoacha has his game in the bag...

Tangmaster 84 with one to play tomorrow

Digital Warriors 35.6 with two to play tomorrow.

[McTucket]

i had david akers, and when he went down with injury, i went shopping... i remembered from watching all the sports shit i religiously watch that the kicker from arizona.... he kicks..... all the time... the cardinals dont hardly score any touchdowns, but their kicker gets like 3 or 4 fgs a game... yay for rj!

[Laroacha]

3043, you got your game won, but who the hell is the easyriders???? He played Plummer at QB during a bye when he has Leftwich sitting on the bench scoring nearly 18 friggin' points! His last league activity was on Oct. 29th, so I guess he just blew off a week and it cost him. I've got monkey next week so I've got an easy win there unless chubbs convinces him to organize his team and put up a fight. BTW, how the hell can you go from scoring 122 point one week to kick my ass to scoring just 56 this week? That's what I mean when I say it seems like everyone has a classic standout day when the play me.

Chubbs is gonna be hard to stop from becoming the champ this year. He's only had 2 game this year where he scored under 91 points and only lost one of those, his only other loss was a high scoring one in week 2 where he got outscored 119-96. I think best I can hope for is #2 or 3 depending if I can manage to slip by Indiana hillbilly and if my players will cooperate. Only way I see anyone upending Chubbs is if LT get hit by a truck this week and breaks most of the bones in his body.

[McTucket]

good analysis... easyriders is rustybrown... he was pissed because the shit he picked as the autodraft didnt draft out that way somehow... i told him who to fix and he actually scored like 80 points that week... i guess he just doesnt care anymore...


the only way i lose is if i play whoever the fuck has the whole eagles on their team... and they score like they did during week two... i think that was when they played the 49ers and won 49-3 or some shit.... the only way to beat me.... oh yeah, my other loss was when i was away and i couldnt manage my team..... make you guys feel any better??

ok that was a joke... but seriously ive had fun... ive never gone up against people i know, and it was awesome... the years not over yet... injuries can happen....

[3043]

Well LaRoacha, primarily what caused me to score only 56 points was the fact that not one of my WRs caught a TD. Plus Detroit got run the fuck over defensively and the rest of my D didnt really show up. But enough excuses. I like to think of my victory last week over you as rising to the challenge vs. a good team not a one time fluke. The stomping will continue, regardless.

The real question is what backs do I put in this week, Marin and Dunn or the Denver boys.

On to the real problem.

TO is gone!!!! My star asshole reciever, Gone!!!! I wish I could lift some of the recieves from the guys who arent playing. He even put his house in NJ up for sale.

[Laroacha]

I thought Monkeyspunk was rusty brown,,,,,,,who the fuck is Monkey?

[Laroacha]

TO's a very talented asshole. I would love to think that he would become an outcast like happened to Rodman in the NBA, but I think his stat's will prevent that. It's just a matter of him hooking up with a team desparate enough to put up with his shit. BTW,,,,,I wasn't downplaying your team,,,,,,,just commenting that when I put up a somewhat decent game and my oppon. score's like 9 million,,,,,,it's depressing. You know,,,,,,,Keyshawn has been pretty low key since he left TB,,,,,,,,yall think any chance of TO getting a message when he changes teams?

[McTucket]

shit dude, you got me...

[McTucket]

and fuck to...

[McTucket]

Texas TangMasters - Laroacha
Jethro's Maulers - Jethro
chubbs' bitches - Tucket
Typical Gangsters - Animal-Rapist
The Easy Riders - RustyBrownTurd (errr, Sheriffs badge)
Digital Warriors - Santa
Monkey Spunk - ioScream
Indiana Smashers - Buddy Lee
Nut Stompers - 3043
The Benchwarmers - thegreaterbad



yeeeah i found it

[Laroacha]

The real question is what backs do I put in this week, Marin and Dunn or the Denver boys.


Martin and Dunn,,,,,,,,the Denver boy's ain't tha shit this week.

So IoScream is Monkey,,,,ahh,,,,,,,where the fuck is he,,,,,I can't even remember him being on the forums lately,,,,,wonder where he went.

[McTucket]

my guess is he was pretty ticked about the whole gng-r thing that he decided to not even face the music and give up gng for a bit....

[Laroacha]

oh snap,,,,,,the cheating shit,,,,,I forgot about that.

[McTucket]

yeah yeah.... good job this week btw

[3043]

Too bad this cheating thing wont go away for him. Certainly, he could chill out with us here and play some FF without worrying about crap.

[Nebula]

my guess is he was pretty ticked about the whole gng-r thing that he decided to not even face the music and give up gng for a bit....

You would be correct

[sylverarrow]

Too bad this cheating thing wont go away for him. Certainly, he could chill out with us here and play some FF without worrying about crap.
He still is around. We all went to Sammie and Mark's Halloween gathering...

[McTucket]

tell him to stop being such a pussy... and rejoin us

[Laroacha]

Wait till after I kick his ass this week though. :P

[McTucket]

lol this week should be interesting for me... i had to replace 4 of my starters including carson palmer, chad johnson, and ladanian tomlinson....


tqoo bad the guy im playin has the same problem and he doesnt check his shit lol

[Laroacha]

Actually your playing AR this week and he does check his shit,,,,,,he just seems adverse to dumping players who are supposted to be good, but don't make points.

Kelly Holcomb,,,,,,,is that the best available? I think I might have done Harrington at Arizona this week.

[Jethro]

Im movin up you bastards! I need another good week out of Alexander

[Laroacha]

3043 you might have a break here. TO broke down and did a really groveling apology for his transgressions. If he gets no positive reply from that,,,,,,he will become a really bitter motherfucker. I have to give him credit on suckin' it up, he needed to and he did it even though I know it sucked for him,,,,,so kudo's for him.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/11/08/bc.fbn.eagles.owensfutu.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

you really need to watch the video to get the full effect,,,,,but I can't link a java link.

I say philly should play him for the rest of the year after the suspension,,,,,,,

[McTucket]

dont worry bout kelly.... il ride him for this week... besides, i know my shit.... harrington isnt supposed to play this week, its jeff garcia....

[McTucket]

as for to, alll he did was save face (sort of)... his agent was the one who looked more like a jackass.... but because of it, some team will pick him up.... right after the news conference, the eagles still said that he will not return to play for the eagles, not this year, nor next!:eek:

[3043]

I watched his press conference tonight and I just don't know. We'll have to see. Essentially, stupid rich people particularly bother me.

This week looks interesting enough for a few teams. For me, I have to go research Oaklands rush defense. They look like 16th vs. the rush. Meh, I have one point on the Benchwarmers but I think several of my players are undervalued...maybe. All three of my recievers are facing weak Defenses. And my QB faces an average secondary. I think my whole team is playing the bottom of the NFL barrel this week except my TE.

For the Benchwarmers, i dunno, i think Dallas is good against the run, (number five in Defense in NFL) Buffalo though I don't know? No back up kicker for BW either. Hopefully one of BW's star backs will be contained.

buddy lee needs to tweak his shit to have a chance over jethro. Jethro, you got that long haired freak Polamlu? He is awesome. Nice TD last week. Still, I think BL could win with some adjustments.

This is a slam dunk for Laroacha this week.

And Tucky, I don't know what to make of all your subs. I think you'll win but I can't make sense of Typical's team. Oh, i see his QB is bye. Well, If Dallas can throw to Keyshawn vs. the eagles, and Davis gets his TD (or two) so you will probably be ok.


And finally, the DW will go to 5-5 this week, no doubt.

[McTucket]

hehe... nice analysis, and remember... any questions, come to tucky... he'll hook u up with the honest truth

[Laroacha]

Good god Texas kicked the shit outta Kansas today,,,,,,,,for once we have a legit asskicking team.

[Jethro]

I hate Texas Football!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Laroacha]

That's understandable since they already kicked Ohio's ass too. :P

[Laroacha]

Damn I'm glad I'm playing MS today because my teams blowing starting with Eli Manning. Damn, 3 ints,,,,,,,,,what shit and theyre playing the suck ass Vikings too.

[Laroacha]

I can't believe I'm sitting here "worried" about beating Monkey Spunk,,,,,,,,this is pathetic. He's already like 10 points over his projected and I'm like 40 behind and my boy Steve Smith has done NOTHING at this point most of the way through the 1st half. So far Galloway is my only player that I wouldn't take a shit on at this point.

[McTucket]

roach, can you update me? if i need to worry bout any week, its this one./...

[Laroacha]

Yea Chubbs,,,,,,you got problems this week with your fill in's. Anyway, here's how it stands:

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7269/chubbs12tr.th.jpg (http://img396.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chubbs12tr.jpg)

[McTucket]

oh shit..... ah well, caught me at an off week.... im just glad im playing him, and not you lol

[3043]

Yeah I agree with LaRoacha Chubbs, looks like trouble.

And how about those chiefs? That was sad without Holmes.

Carolina/Jets is shaping up as a nice route. I thought Bollingers last int was going to be intercepted by me, here at home. 36-3 so far.

I haven't checked your guys yet LaRoacha but I think you will win still. I'm fucking struggling too, in part bc of the fiasco with Eli and the Vikings. Sure wish Plaxico would have caught a TD or even Eli would have thrown him a TD to catch. My teams are winning but my players aren't scoring much. :lol:

[Laroacha]

I think I'm actually going to lose to Monkey Spunk!!!!!!!!!! This is fucked up,,,,,all of my playmakers stayed home today. If I actually owned a team today, I would fine most of my players 1/2 a year salary for todays suckass results. Excepting my buddy Galloway of course.

[McTucket]

dude, i havw 20 points.


20 fuckin points...

chubbs doesnt score 20 points....

lt earns more than that every week, by himself!

[Laroacha]

At least your playing fill in scabs! Let's recap my players suck ass attempt at playing football.

#1 Eli Manning: Projected points: 14.97 Real life fucked up effort: 5.02
#2 Steve Smith: Projected points: 10.48 Real life fucked up effort: 1.70
#3 Willis Mcgeehee: Projected points: 9.17 Real life fucked up effort: 1.30

My team did good on D, but who'd of thought that Monkeys players would rule the day,,,,,,,,once again my theory of teams really step up when they play me.

[3043]

Im off to tally my scores...it's not looking good. This is the second half of the season, too.

[3043]

Im at 50 with one to play. Fuck, that sucks. Lets see what BL is doing...

[Laroacha]

3043, you don't have to tally shit, just go to the FF homepage: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/584078 and look on the righthand side to see the current standings of the points.