Rusty needs a Home

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Well all this is my official request to join the hollowed halls of GNG legends.(not that I will become a legend, trust me) I've been playing with you guys for about 7 months now, and most of you know me. If your not sure look in you to 25 kills you will see me there. I'm currently living in Arlington Va. and in the army. I work with Paci, Machinist, Tuckey to name a few. I am 26 years old have wife of 4 years, and a baby on the way. You can get me something for the baby shower if you like, just pm for my address.



Just fun havin all you GNGers pwn my ass on a regular bases. Look forward to playin with you all no matter the outcome.

Bob the RustyBrownSheriffsBadge :mgwhore2: :conf: :mgwhore:

[McTucket]

im not getting you shit for a shower, not unless you can learn how to spell 'legends' right...

[Jethro]

Man not another spelling freak!

[McTucket]

you bet, thats me.. i guess its years of actually paying attention in school(well grammar and history).. anyways

post on rusty, not his spelling errors

[The_Machinist]

1. shut up tucket

2. it's about damn time rusty! you're a good guy to play with and you're a good guy in RL too. Kepp posting, keep playing, and if I had a vote, i'd say "yay" in your favor.

[Thunder]

Several things are going to bar your application. Our "hallowed" halls are usually fills with lube not legends. You didn't mention Chick, AR, L1ve or myself and a proposition of hot man sex; that won't get you any votes. Man sex on tape is ok but we really prefer a personal interview process. You didn't post your rank in the army, with 4 years in I figure you're about a SFC or SSgt but could be busted to PFC quite easily. Also, you told us about the baby but failed to mention if it's a boy or girl and when it's due. We've got a ton of boys clothes sitting in storage but I don't think you'd want your little girl in greens, blues and blacks. So to recap:

1. Offer Man Sex
2. See #1
3. See #2

[McTucket]

ok you friggen af tard, hes had a wife of 4 years, not been in the army for 4... who the hell makes e-7 in 4 years?>

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Well in the army for little over 2 years(SPC). Don't know if it is a boy or girl yet, but will let you know when I do. As for man sex.... I thought it was a given. Thats what I expect to get in GNG. I have two holes and no shame just name the time and place.

[McTucket]

his wife is flipping out right about now.... hahaha

[Phenix]

ok you friggen af tard, hes had a wife of 4 years, not been in the army for 4... who the hell makes e-7 in 4 years?>

they give out rank in he airforce like they give out blowjobs in the training room (anyone can get one just walk on in)

[McTucket]

lol

[McTucket]

fuckin a, will anybody recognize this guys post??

[Angel]

Hooray! Hope you're voted in, you're a pretty good guy!

[L1veUndead]

Some people work all weekend Tucky. We all cant be suckling on the Uncle Sams left tit.

We will put you through a vote in November. That is when the next recruiting phase is.

Hang tight and just have fun in the mean time.

[Thunder]

We only give out rank if you look good behind a desk.

Glad to have you Rusty, I look forward to your initiation in Nov.

[Sammie]

Thunder']I look forward to your initiation in Nov.
muhahahaha!!!! :salookr:

[The_Machinist]

they give out rank in he airforce like they give out blowjobs in the training room (anyone can get one just walk on in)

Not true. You can't just walk in...you have to flirt a little first. I'm the NCOIC of this bitch, I should know.


hey chubbs...fall out boy sucks.


I call dibs on rusty. DIBS!

[sylverarrow]

Fine, you have have this one Mach.

[The_Machinist]

yes!

[Thunder]

wtf? Mach, you better get in line behind me, chick, l1ve and AR. Sammie takes pictures and you draw with an etch-a-sketch or something. After we're finished you get the mop then you get a turn.

[Phenix]

we all get to have a piece of him. nobody gets greedy

[Animal]

Thats right noobs! Get to the back of the line.

[The_Machinist]

haha dude i call dibs, bitch!

[L1veUndead]

Well your dib comes with a price.

Im getting mine regaurdless. So while you do what you will with him. Im giving it too you full force Mach at the same time.

Nobody steals my nut.

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Hey, Hey guys no need to fight, plenty of to go around. Trust me the tightness of it stays true. No matter the amount. Sorry haven't been postin but the Army realy does train in the field.

[McTucket]

trust me, thes got enough rib fat for everyone!!

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

fuck off Chubbs! Hey everyone the story of why we call him chubbs will be posted later today!

[McTucket]

no its not.

[Thunder]

Awaiting chubbs story. Post up and you have my vote.

heh

[McTucket]

you're not gonna do it.

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

this post HAS BEEN EDITED BY MCTUCKET

[L1veUndead]

Ha.

Chubbs.

Makes perfect sense now. You should have been in the Navy.

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

It will reappear at a later time tonight

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

NO IT WONT, IL RIP OFF HIS NUTS IF I FIND OUT HES POSTED SOMETHING. HIS RIBFAT WILL BE SPEARED AND COOKED FOR ANYONE.

MCTUCKET

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Sorry everyone but Chubbs really wants this story off. Talk to him.

[McTucket]

fucker... dont let me see your face

[THE_PACIFIST]

lol I told you he'd be pissed ryan

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

lol I told you he'd be pissed ryan
BS you said IDK

[GroberTek]

Wow dude thats fucked up...this girl in our grade back in high school lost her virginity in a church, so your on her lvl now....congratz...

[THE_PACIFIST]

lol

[McTucket]

glor..... tou..... you guys got the point, eh?>!

[Phenix]

dude rubbin one out is a fact of life. its like breathing . no one would give you sht for it. but whe you act luck a no ball pussy loser, they exploit the weakenss, not that they care, jsut that they know it pisses you off.

so go rub onw out in the CO;s office when the company is in the field, its been done alot, i know im notthe only one. or in your cp, when you have CQ and he left the door unlocked like a dumbass. as long as yuore not jerking off a monkey, or a ferrert or something, or fucking dead bodies, do whatever you want with your wang, wherever you want.

[Phenix]

*EDIT*
double posted that last one by accident, probably because i was throwing baby batter at my monitor while trying to type.

[Sammie]

glor..... tou..... you guys got the point, eh?>!
yes we do.

remove it from your vocabulary. you can only use a word so many times in one life time and you've used this one up for 10 lifetimes

hire a new writer. we need fresh material

[McTucket]

well i use it way too much, i agree... but you guys are the only people i say it to apparently... dont worry, il come up with something else


bailey... lay off the paint fumes, k?

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Touche tucky touche! Your FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sylverarrow]

::Tea bags Rusty purrty face::

[The_Machinist]

man rusty was so fucked up on friday.
"Hey, spence."
"Yeah, dude. whats up?"
"I got a hat."
"Good for you, man."

haha obliterated.

[sylverarrow]

He was WAAAY out there in left field.

[McTucket]

lets just say he was accused of doing some questionable homosexual acts.....

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

no they weren't questionable. And that hat was pimp. Once again I only get drunk 1 time a year. Hope you all enjoyed the show!

[McTucket]

no they weren't questionable....


i bet they were.....

[sylverarrow]

no they weren't questionable. And that hat was pimp. Once again I only get drunk 1 time a year. Hope you all enjoyed the show!
Why only once a year? That is unhealthy my friend.

[McTucket]

hes too old to drink more than that!~

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Just don't like to spend the money. Rather own a nice car that runs or something. Right Tuckey?

[McTucket]

crap.

[sylverarrow]

hahaha... still once a month or so. Not like dumping $400 a month into alcohol... well I did 3 years ago.. haha

[McTucket]

as of right now, my car is no more... im getting it looked at currently... probably the starter.... i got so pissed when i couldnt start it that i ripped off the power window controls off the drivers side door.... then i ripped off the arm rest and smacked my friend with it.... they are currently on display in my room.... i charge a toothless blowjob for admission....

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Bizzle?

[McTucket]

he's sooooooooo last week!

[sylverarrow]

then i ripped off the arm rest and smacked my friend with it.
Priceless :lol:

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

he's fibbing. He hit his dumbass self

[McTucket]

actually i didnt... and actually ms. jackson is sung by outkast, not black eyed peas...



http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/outkast/msjackson.html

[sylverarrow]

der.

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Fuck off Chubbs before I hit you like Ike hit Tina!

[McTucket]

uh..... if you really dont wanna be gng that much, ok

[sylverarrow]

uh..... if you really dont wanna be gng that much, ok
Sheeeit, you have no say bish.

you must drink more or at least everytime I come up... then your gold son... hahaha

[McTucket]

lol i was joshin.... we dont want bob anyway, he smells like cat poo mixed with night old drool mixed with smelly vagina on the rag mixed with old balls mixed with old milk mixed with l1ve's dead grandma he kept in his closet mixed with the cum tree smell mixed with my feet right now.

wheeew.

[sylverarrow]

wow, I'll take your word, didn't have to go into details... damn dude. lol

[Phenix]

the cum tree smell


that tree is so fucking wrong

[McTucket]

yeah, it sucks... anyone not in the army know what im talkin about?

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Why must you hurt me?

[McTucket]

its your face... i cant help it

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Thats what I say when I spunk on yours!

[McTucket]

hey man, i dont care what you do, as long as you never leave your grandma out of our 3-some ever again!

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Fine by me, it was a bitch to dig her up!

[McTucket]

wow.... wierdo

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

who you callin wierd you asked!

[McTucket]

okay.. wierdo..

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

you're wierd

[McTucket]

your face is wierd....

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Your grandma is wierd......

[McTucket]

your grandmas face is wierd....

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Chubbs is a wierd homo!

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

Hey just wondering when the vote will be? Been in the field for the past few weeks. Thanks

[137]

Hey just wondering when the vote will be? Been in the field for the past few weeks. Thanks

WTF OMG HI 2 CU