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Maull
01-12-2006, 02:21 PM
ok so to inform all..

heres the background: last semester i noticed a beautiful woman whom i was too nervous and a pussy to approach.

this past monday i was sitting in my physics class waiting for class to start when in walks said woman. i was hoping with all of my might that she woulod sit beside me. she did. ok so far. yesterday im walking to my physics lab and lo and behold who do i see? said woman. she is leaing up against the wall waiting to go into class. so...i casually walk up beside her and lean up against the wall. she notices and asks me if i was in her same physics class. i said yes.

we go in and because we sit at the same table she is in my lab group. i won the physics award back in high school so this fucking class is a breeze. throughout our lab experiment we are talking casually as a group. i had to make a pendulum with a ball dearing and a piece of string. the ball had a hole in it for the string. because it was nylon and the end was freyed i asked the people in my gorup if anyone had a lighter. one of the girls gave me hers so that i could melt the end of the string. somehow the conversation got into "i dont smoke cigarettes theres no point" at which point i asked well what do you smoke?

she giggled and laughed and such. somewhere in the middle of the lab i called her a pothead to which she just smiled. anyways she asked me if i would like to smoke and o course i said yes. "the only problem is that i dont have anything on me" i said. she said "its OK i got everything."

at this point im like "OK fucking jackpot!" after our lab we had like an hour and a half to kill so she packed a bowl while i drove around. so ive really only known this girl for approx. 2 hrs and were already laughing and carrying on like little school children. we smoke and got to class and all that shit. during which neither of us could stop glancing at each other and giggling and such. (were both high and we both get paranoid....) anyways it was hella fun. ever since i last saw here shes been running through my mind constantly.

i think im smitten.

she is BEAUTIFUL and smart as hell. she 17 and takes all her classes at my college...she already been through calc1 for christs sake!

i cant wait to see her again.



today: everythings cool. i go to the bank to check my balance and fucking forget my debit card in the ATM. i drive home to smoke and get a bite to eat. i never get to smoke (thank god) because when i go to pay for my food i got nothing. so...i rush back to the bank and get my car back (luckily no money was taken). i pull out of the bank and take an immediate left. 30s later im pulled over at a speed trap and issued a ticket. 50 in a 25. FUCK!

i guess ill pay the fine and be on my way.

get back to school after said ticket and take an exemption exam for an applied technologies class (basic computer knowledge) 75 questions in 15 minutes. i leave and go get something to eat and come back to see the results of my test. i passed with a 92% and get full credit for the class. (not bad for 15 minutes "work")

i left that clas about 30 minutes ago and made my way to a computer lab to pour out my anxieties to my fellow CS fiends.



goddamn i feel better.

JimbobSS
01-12-2006, 02:31 PM
w00t! hot chicks, pot smoking and speeding tickets for all!

Nebula
01-12-2006, 02:52 PM
nice...

You didnt get in too much trouble for that ticket eh? Was it wreckless??

I dont know if it is different from state to state, but anything over 20 MPH over the posted speed limit is considered wreckless driving around here, and you pay a HUGE fine for it.

But thats awesome about the girl man. I love when things fall in to place for me like that. Maybe you should go buy a lottery ticket just to end the day.

Oh, and if you win - send some money my way for suggesting it :wink:

sylverarrow
01-12-2006, 04:36 PM
Don't feel bad man. I got two tickets this morning on my way to work. State pulled me over for expired inspection....oOps, forgot about it since the holiday season and all. Then I went to reach for my wallet to grab my license...no wallet. Left it on my computer desk at home so I got two tickets today... booooooooo!

Maull
01-12-2006, 05:56 PM
that sucks syl. when i get my tax return im gonna take $100 and go buy 10 $10 scratch offs. i think the max is like $1million per ticket but well see.

it is fucking great about the girl too. i saw her last semester and everytime i was like "omg she is fucking georgious" she is cool as hell and smart too GODDAMN!...i cant be with no ditz...conversation about shopping and pop stars is a little beneath me. (not to sound too conceeded)

McTucket
01-12-2006, 06:00 PM
conceited.

JimbobSS
01-12-2006, 06:01 PM
bah those ditz types are all out boooooorriiiiinnnnnggggg.