New Recruits

[L1veUndead]

I know its been awhile since we had recruitment. We have undergone alot of changes, played new games, touched new people in that special spot, and enjoyed an over run of other things.

However its not about the simple things in life today nor is it about how big your CS penis is.

Today is the day that Bob and Zero get there official recruitment thread. Yes thats right ladies and gentleman.

BOB AND ZERO COME ON DOWN TO SEE WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Behind door number 1 we have a recruitment tag you both must wear for a duration of 2 weeks. You will be evaluated by your peers and by your other members to see if you have what it takes to be part of the GNG.

2. Behind door number 2 we have a variety of torture devices to make any man, women, child, or animal scream in delight and dispair. These will be your best friend if you make it past your two weeks and are accepted.

3. Finally, behind door number 3 we have nothing. Its cold, lonely, and empty JUST LIKE YOU WILL BE WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER WITH!!!

Godspeed and goodluck you two. See you on the other side.



ChickwithDick, Sammie, and L1veUndead

[zero]

FUCKING BADASS

I suppose I'd better stock up on some lube...:shock:

[MiddleFinger]

no lube for noobs

[RustyBrownSheriffsBadge]

no lube for noobs


Damn Straight!!!

[JimbobSS]

Muahahahahah! :badgrin:

[Sammie]

FRESH MEAT!!!


Where's my ball gag???

I think Rusty had it last. Rusty get that ball gag out of your mouth and hand it over to Bob and zero.

[MiddleFinger]

FRESH MEAT!!!


Where's my ball gag???

I think Rusty had it last. Rusty get that ball gag out of your mouth and hand it over to Bob and zero.

That's not his mouth it's in Sammie...I know he's ugly and all, but damn! He doesn't look THAT much like an ass face.

[Sammie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/sammysmithazt/f8a7a31c.gif

[Snk]

FUCKING BADASS

I suppose I'd better stock up on some lube...:shock:

Bend over Bish!!!! Great to have you bro! :surprised

[Nebula]

Nice....

[GraffiXX]

Glad to see BO BO make it lol......Congrats to you Zero you have been around a long time.!:cool: Glad to see you in the Fam.

[bob0the0mighty]

I don't need any lube, bring it. all of you. at once. with sand!

[GraffiXX]

dude.....you cant handle the White meat alright!:biggrin:

[Raven]

I don't need any lube, bring it. all of you. at once. with sand!

I kinda like this guy already!

[Nebula]

Thats our Bobo!

...by the way, his name is Bob The Mighty - I guess he decided to use 0's as his seperater....

dare I say he is my friend? :rolleyes: :lol:

juuust kidding bobo... you know we love you :wink:

And WELCOME.. ZERO!!!

[McTucket]

haha, bobo stuck (thank me)

is bobo comin up on friday as well?

[Nebula]

haha, bobo stuck (thank me)

is bobo comin up on friday as well?

Yes...

[sylverarrow]

Last time I checked he was.... Biz, you coming still bro?

[Sammie]

I don't need any lube, bring it. all of you. at once. with sand!

true gng material

let's make him cry like a little girl

get out the goat and the stretcher. its going to be a long night

[bob0the0mighty]

Is that the best you can do Sammie? a goat. I mean they don't even out mass me. At least bring something that could crush my fragile, tender body.

[Nebula]

Is that the best you can do Sammie? a goat. I mean they don't even out mass me. At least bring something that could crush my fragile, tender body.

hahaha!

I wouldnt tempt her!!!

[sylverarrow]

:lol:

[Sammie]

ah he likes a challenge

BRING OUT THE JOHN HOLMES GIMP!!

[zero]

ah he likes a challenge

BRING OUT THE JOHN HOLMES GIMP!!
Oh Snap! Better start streching!

[L1veUndead]

Well im going to need that room again that has the drains in the floors to wash out all the blood, semen, tears, shit, sweat, flesh particles, and bone fragments.

Tools for one nights torture for recruits via L1veUndead.

1. 9 pieces of 6 in. rubber hosing.

2. 2 Ball gags, 1 with funnel piece.

3. 1 Octopus aparatus.

4. 1 Cheese Sandwich

5. 1 Glass beading sand blasting kit.

6. 7 Cups of sulfuric acid.

7. 2 pairs of Eye stretchers.

8. 2 Full body harness racks.

9. 2 Glass tubes for insertion into the penis.

10. 2 German Shepards.

11. 1 Miter Saw.

12. 1 Sheet of Acid.

13. 1 Rubber Glove.

[Snk]

Oh Snap! Better start streching!

Zero......you have no idea what I have instore for you....you dirty little bish you... :biggrin: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sylverarrow]

.oO L1ive, make that 2 cheese sandwiches, I want to plaaaaaay!

[Maull]

SICK! every last one of ya

i likey

[sylverarrow]

SICK! every last one of ya

i likey
Jealous Maull? We could give ya a little taste of our love!

[Snk]

Jealous Maull? We could give ya a little taste of our love!

mmmm Maull lovins :eek: :eek:

[L1veUndead]

Sorry, the cheese sandwich is for Thunder. Torture takes alot out of him these days and he needs his sustanance.

[Sammie]

You dont want the cheese sandwich anyway. Trust me. You dont want to know how that "cheese" is made.

[Thunder]

Anyone of you son's of bitches touches my cheese sandwiches... and I'll kill ya.

[sylverarrow]

You dont want the cheese sandwich anyway. Trust me. You dont want to know how that "cheese" is made.
:shock:

[Snk]

Anyone of you son's of bitches touches my cheese sandwiches... and I'll kill ya.

*touches samich and run* :eek:

[Thunder]

*touches samich and run* :eek:

*pulls out AWP* (ping don't fail me now)