funny, atleast i think

[sysdaemon]

this morning i get up and get read for work, and i go in the bathroom to brush el teetho. Well my teeth brush was wet, and it turned me off where as i didnt want to use it, so i didnt brush my teeth (just this morning). so i go to work (i work wit animals) and im petting a dog. Well you know how dogs always sniff other dogs asses, so i think they like shit smell, so i start to breath on the dogs face, bcuz my breathe smells like shit, and apparently it didnt like it and it bit my nose

[Sammie]

alrighty then

:confused:

now if you had smelled the dog's butt......that would have been funny :p

[Nebula]

lol

Dogs definitely dont like to have you blow in their faces - I've heard they see it as a threat.

they also dont like watching their 'master' have sex (more specifically a woman, with a man on top) ... they see it as their master being attacked... hehe

and yes - if you sniffed butt to make a comparison - that would be funny :lol:

[THE_PACIFIST]

wow..........issues........butt sniffing would have been better

[Raven]

what happens when you sniff butane while on LSD?

[MiddleFinger]

lol

Dogs definitely dont like to have you blow in their faces - I've heard they see it as a threat.

they also dont like watching their 'master' have sex (more specifically a woman, with a man on top) ... they see it as their master being attacked... hehe

and yes - if you sniffed butt to make a comparison - that would be funny :lol:

My wifes dog gets jealous and when we're done she always tries to cuddle with me, but the (smart) dog leaves me alone.

[Sammie]

what happens when you sniff butane while on LSD?

that shit will rock your socks off

completely insane shit ........not recommended

[HHBizzle]

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[Santa]

yea my wifes pitbull(female) doesnt enjoy me having sex with her to the point that i was on top and she bit my leg, im a trooper tho so i kept going lol

she also doesnt like for you to blow in her face it makes her go wild

[Sammie]

pit bulls rock

my dog is part chow part pit

but mark could be raping me and he would just stand there