Top Ten Rejected Titles For 'Brokeback Mountain'

[Animal]

10. "Not-That-There's-Anything-Wrong-With-That Mountain"
9. "How The West Was Hung"
8. "Little Bathhouse on the Prairie"
7. "For a Few Dollars More We Can Make It a Threesome"
6. "Go West, Young Man...Now South..A Little More To The South... Oh God, Yes! Right There!"
5. "Clint Eastwood's Nightmare"
4. "The Good, The Bad and The Fabulous!"
3. "Broke My Back Mounting Him"
2. "Oklahomo"
1. "Fun With Dick In James"

[Raven]

:biggrin: :rolleyes:

has anyone seen the movie? The themes of that movie sound interesting, but i don't wanna be subjected to any big dicks or anything of that sort and be blinded.. so... is it safe to see? or are there steamy gay lovin' scenes in there?

[HHBizzle]

You Wont Get To See Any Dick, Im Sorry :( (actually U Do For A Split Second When The 2 Cowboys Strip Down And Jump Off A Cliff, But They Are Very Far Away And You Cant See Much For The Whole 1.5 Seconds They Are Falling Buck Ass Naked Through The Air)

Its A Great Story Though, Great For All

If Your Having Hesitations Because It Has A Gay Undertone, Then Go To Hell :)

Its Wholesome And Romantic, Not Some Porno Of Cowboys On A Mountain In Case You Have That Mental Picture Which Somehow Always Gets Painted.

[HHBizzle]

Oh, And I Challenge Any1 To Go See It Who Is Afraid Of Seeing It Cause It Has Gay Men In It......

Be Sure To Bring Your Girlfriend Though So You Dont Feel Uncomfoortable Due To Your Insecurities

[Snk]

hhahaha lookie Bizzie is getting serious :eek:

Just messin with ya bro, uhh its not like I dont want to see it cause of the whole "Gay Cowboy" thing. Its juts not my kinda movie, id rather watch someone getting shot then a romantic thing.....funny list though :lol:

[Nebula]

Oh, And I Challenge Any1 To Go See It Who Is Afraid Of Seeing It Cause It Has Gay Men In It......

Be Sure To Bring Your Girlfriend Though So You Dont Feel Uncomfoortable Due To Your Insecurities


it was suggested to me to actually watch this movie...

it is nominated for all kinds of awards.

[Raven]

cool i'm gonna go see it for sure then, i love good movies

[Ranma]

You Wont Get To See Any Dick, Im Sorry :( (actually U Do For A Split Second When The 2 Cowboys Strip Down And Jump Off A Cliff, But They Are Very Far Away And You Cant See Much For The Whole 1.5 Seconds They Are Falling Buck Ass Naked Through The Air)

Its A Great Story Though, Great For All

If Your Having Hesitations Because It Has A Gay Undertone, Then Go To Hell :)

Its Wholesome And Romantic, Not Some Porno Of Cowboys On A Mountain In Case You Have That Mental Picture Which Somehow Always Gets Painted.

what a fag...

[Laroacha]

kinda explains the whole "Colon Cowboy"/"Rump Ranger" reference I think..........

[sylverarrow]

I'll probably rent it when it comes out.. I don't goto the theater's much, and for a romantic flick, I'm not dumping $8 for, like snk I rather see someone get blown up, shot, ripped to shreds... something like that for $8... =)

[HHBizzle]

please none of you go see it

it will scar your manhood for life

especially you chick

[Snk]

please none of you go see it

it will scar your manhood for life

especially you chick

Can I watch it with you biz? :eek:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Santa]

so bizzle are u gay by chance? the way you praise this movie, a CHICK flick is kinda wierd so are ya?

[Sammie]

is bizzle gay?

LMAO!!!

:biggrin:

[HHBizzle]

so bizzle are u gay by chance? the way you praise this movie, a CHICK flick is kinda wierd so are ya?


nO MAN im not gay!

[sylverarrow]

hehe

[Sammie]

bizzle can i have your babies??

[HHBizzle]

bizzle can i have your babies??



if grober sleeps with us too

[Sammie]

if grober sleeps with us too


grober?? you wouldnt deny us would you??

[McTucket]

you can have grober. im finished with him.

[L1veUndead]

He has to wear one of his "Pink Numbers" again. Then I may get in the action.

[Sammie]

l1ve you are always welcome in on the action
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