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McTucket
02-05-2006, 03:32 PM
Conservaphobia: noun. The fear of the American conservative political movement
often based on unfounded stereotypes and distortions.

Are you Conservaphobic:

1.You've never really listened to Rush Limbaugh because you're already sure that you
disagree with practically everything he's ever said.
2.You refer to liberal Catholics, Protestants and Jews as "people of faith" but conservative Catholics, Protestants and Jews as the "religious right" or "radical religious right". (Maybe you have a thing for alliteration too.)
3.You think all white Republicans are racists and all black Republicans are sellouts.
4.You are a champion of first amendment rights except in public school classrooms and in front of abortion clinics.
5.You're glad you're not a Republican because after all, they want to starve school children and senior citizens.
6.You actually think that "liberal" and "progressive" are synonymous.
7.In your opinion, a government donation to the poor is somehow more effective than yours would be.
8.You only listen to and respect the views of "open-minded" people who think like you do.
9.You blame society's problems on "religious fanatics" and "corporate greed", never on the irresponsible behavior of individuals.

3043
02-05-2006, 04:23 PM
Nice post - very funny but I must respond.

1. I listen to rush and sean every day bc they are funnier than Al Franken and Randy Rhodes who are on during the opposing time slots.
2. The religous right is any one who violates the seperation of church and state but usually reserved for Pat Robertson and his ilk.
3. Shit i have to go but will answer more latter.

McTucket
02-05-2006, 04:43 PM
rush doesnt tickle me the way he used to...( ever since the drug thing)

sean is a good guy. i love sean...

you know his show on foxnews, hannity and colmes? lol my grandma says that alan colmes looks like the devil... whatever that means lol....

ioScream
02-05-2006, 05:20 PM
www.gnn.tv

Sammie
02-05-2006, 10:35 PM
I'm only 10% Conservaphobic b/c we all know that number 3 is true


lol

McTucket
02-05-2006, 10:36 PM
i posted it cuz i thought it was funny... and pretty much(not all the way) true.

zero
02-05-2006, 10:37 PM
The funny thing about stereotypes is that they exist because most of the time they are true.

McTucket
02-05-2006, 10:38 PM
ouch.

zero
02-05-2006, 11:42 PM
ouch.
I fear you took what I said the wrong way. Meaning that stereotypes that refer to anything are generally not far from truth, be it about conservatives, liberals, or anything else in the world for that matter. I wasn't trying to bash anyone in particular. Both of the major parties in this country are a bunch of liars and cheats. Both sides claim to want to help everyone but end up screwing us in the end anyway. The GOP claims to be about smaller goverment yet Bush's administration has spent the most out of anyone. You can't trust either party if you ask me. They both push through bullshit like the Patriot Act and the DMCA.

McTucket
02-05-2006, 11:43 PM
ouch.

Sammie
02-06-2006, 09:23 AM
ouch.



ouch.



that brain implant bothering you again?

The_Machinist
02-06-2006, 11:59 AM
nah he's rejecting it. he's in surgery right now.

sylverarrow
02-06-2006, 12:04 PM
lol

McTucket
02-06-2006, 05:03 PM
ouch?>