Jethro
03-16-2006, 10:53 AM
Excessive drug use will get you one of three things: (1) a gut the size of Mt. McKinley from the munchies, (2) a cranium full of dead brain cells from the chemical imbalances and (3) on the news.
OREM, Utah - An man who called police to report the theft of a quarter-pound of marijuana was arrested when police recovered the bag of pot and then invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it.
Kory C. Tippetts, 18, identified the pot as his and then was arrested and booked into the Utah County jail for investigation of possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute, police said Tuesday.
Tippetts reportedly came home and found a broken window with some blood on it and his pot missing. So just like if someone had come into his home and stolen his TV or his Playstation or his gumball machine, he reported it to the police — except it’s not illegal to own a gumball machine, not as long as I have anything to say about it.
He also said he found some blood on the broken glass, but he also said he saw Smurfs dancing around his toilet where the mighty sword Excalibur was protruding from it. So police probably thought that was just the X talking as opposed to being an actual clue.
They eventually caught up with the culprit, Richard W. Hight of Provo. They found him with a cut on his arm and blood soaked pants and because the police watch “CSI,” they took him under arrest. The sad part is they caught Hight at his mother’s house. Hight’s mother said as soon as he finishes his 20 year sentence, he’s going straight to his room.
OREM, Utah - An man who called police to report the theft of a quarter-pound of marijuana was arrested when police recovered the bag of pot and then invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it.
Kory C. Tippetts, 18, identified the pot as his and then was arrested and booked into the Utah County jail for investigation of possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute, police said Tuesday.
Tippetts reportedly came home and found a broken window with some blood on it and his pot missing. So just like if someone had come into his home and stolen his TV or his Playstation or his gumball machine, he reported it to the police — except it’s not illegal to own a gumball machine, not as long as I have anything to say about it.
He also said he found some blood on the broken glass, but he also said he saw Smurfs dancing around his toilet where the mighty sword Excalibur was protruding from it. So police probably thought that was just the X talking as opposed to being an actual clue.
They eventually caught up with the culprit, Richard W. Hight of Provo. They found him with a cut on his arm and blood soaked pants and because the police watch “CSI,” they took him under arrest. The sad part is they caught Hight at his mother’s house. Hight’s mother said as soon as he finishes his 20 year sentence, he’s going straight to his room.