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Jethro
03-16-2006, 11:00 AM
Identity theft is a huge crime in this country. Of course, some people deserve to have their identities taken like this guy…

LOWELL, Mass. - A man who held up banks by claiming he had a bomb in a bag was arrested after police found the bag actually contained books, including a phone book that had a mailing label with the man’s full name and address.

George Melendez was arrested Thursday at his home in Lowell and charged with the Jan. 6 robbery of a bank in Dracut. Police said he is also likely to face charges in bank robberies in Lawrence and Salem, N.H.

Melendez would go into each bank and hand the teller a note that said he had a bomb and would set it off if they refused to hand over the money. It should also be noted the notes were written in crayon.

Each time, he would leave with the cash and leave the bag behind as a final threat. After he hit a bank in Lawrence, Mass., police found the “bomb” bag filled with tangled wires and some books, one of which was a phone book with his name and address labeled on the cover. My God Watson, I think this is a clue.

Police went to the address listed and placed him under arrest. He complained of chest pains and was taken to a nearby hospital. Doctors told reporters he is in stable but stupid condition.

sylverarrow
03-16-2006, 11:26 AM
Written in crayon... hahaha, another one going to Eastern State.. lol

Sammie
03-16-2006, 12:02 PM
i dont know why these people go to all that trouble. All you have to do is say "gimme the money".

Tellers are trained to hand over the money, no questions asked. You dont need a gun or a bomb to get it. However, they are going to hook up with the bait money and the dye packs too. ha!

Robbing banks is stupid. You're likely to get more money from a convenience store.

HHBizzle
03-16-2006, 12:15 PM
I know, robbing banks is so wild wild west not 21st cenury

3043
03-16-2006, 12:30 PM
Dumb crooks get what they deserve but unfortunately so do smart ones.

Sammie
03-16-2006, 12:40 PM
there seems to be an upsurge in bank robberies since the first of the year, at least in my town.

Two to three banks are being robbed a week.

On of our branches was hit 3 times in just over a month. We also had several other locations hit during the same time.

None of them were very aggressive. No guns or anything but it has led to the installation of bullet proof glass in a few locations.