Recruit Me!

[Santa]

hey guys i been around since the 1.3 cs days back on gng ohio. alot of you know me and some may not like me. i just wanna have some fun and u guys have always been fun to play with.
i have past cal-i cs experience and im a good guy, i get hoplon high :P
age 21(unlike little old hoplon :P )

[Animal]

You're gay. Application.... DENIED! :tongue:

[sylverarrow]

I'm actually interested as well. I need lots of practice of course but I enjoy playing with you all as well as the server. Really not sure what else to put. :confused:

[Animal]

Why do you need practice? We arent made up of l337 superstars. If you are cool, meet the "loose" age requirements and people actually like you, then there shouldnt be a problem if you are truly interested.

But since people DO have to like you, I guess that pretty much leaves you out of the running, eh? :wink:

[Sammie]

i get hoplon high :P


well he's got my vote :biggrin:

[Santa]

lol me and hop were baking while we were playing today and im ranked 76 on the server, not bad considering today was the first day i had the game

[sylverarrow]

Never knew I was disliked..... hrmmm o'well.

[Santa]

might wanna try to make your own thread

[L1veUndead]

Sylver your not disliked. AR just has a real off sense of humor. Make a post up for yourself if your interested.

[Animal]

1) My sense of humor is not "off".
2) There is a little winkie there.
3) I think sylver knows enough to realize I'm only kidding.
4) Eat it!!! Biatch! :mgwhore:

[Hooligan]

Animal yer sense of humor is WAY OFF not just OFF :cool:

[oreX]

I LIKE BIG BUTS AND I CANNOT LIE !! err i mean yah...w/e...just die when I shoot you...

[Santa]

no verdict so far? :(

[Thunder]

We have yet to see a pic with you in leather chaps, ball gag and AWP.

[Sammie]

hell yea!

and my new order of rubber gloves arrived yesterday!

let the games begin!

[Santa]

so uhm how much longer do i have,been really baked this whole week+ and dont remember

[Animal]

Dude, that sucks...

I cant believe no one told you. You've been banned from the forums, the server, and the internet for excessive homosexuality (yes, even we have limits)!!

[Santa]

awww thats too bad :( dan(hoplon) was drunk with me last night pubbing on the server and i was glock only and raped him, he was so about to uninstall steam, he even kicked me from the server lol told me i hacked when im sitting like 10 feet from him lol

[Animal]

What a whiner... you should have slapped the shit out of him! LOL.

[Santa]

hes gonna see this and explain "how drunk i am" but excuses are like assholes everyone has one :P

[BOOM]

Being drunk in many circumstances makes you better. If he was that wasted then he wouldnt have been playing CS...but instead sending "ohh i need and love you" emails back to my mom.....she is soo hot.

[Hoplon]

At least i know where the "." key is. :P

[Hoplon]

Becides, we were playing one on one. Does it make a difference if i kick you before i leave?

I was joking about you having hacks. I was serious when i called you an asshole though.

[Hoplon]

Being drunk in many circumstances makes you better. If he was that wasted then he wouldnt have been playing CS...but instead sending "ohh i need and love you" emails back to my mom.....she is soo hot.

What's her email addy?

[Hoplon]

.

[Santa]

after a quick discussion with hoplon id like to take back my gng recruitment, i will view the boards but no longer post, its not worth my time

[L1veUndead]

Well with the mentality of a 3 year old saying you dont want to join the guild for some squabble that in itself pulled you off of the recruitment status. On top of that saying you will troll the boards but not post because its not worth your time is the icing on the cake. I gave you a chance when everyone thought you would fail on top of people really disliking you in the past and you just fuck it up and piss on it. Fuck that. You want to play fucking games Santa go do it somewhere else because they are not worth MY time.

[Sammie]

so that lasted what, a week?

who won the office pool?

[Animal]

Pay up bitches!!!

And Santa.... whose titties are those that you have hosted on the same webspace as the jiggly ass in your sig?

[Thunder]

You dumb ass Santa. Seriously, to fuck up recruitment into GNG is like mispelling your name while sober. All you have to do is not be a shit-head. I was hoping to get to play with you before you tanked but I guess that's not possible now; I thought you had figured out what GNG is by now...

[Santa]

honestly it was a dumb reason, but i did not want to have hop mad at me, he lives with me and all. ill still play on the server and what not,

the titties are of a friends wife