Recruiting

[king of pain]

I Would Like To Join Gng! I Am Looking For A Good Clan And I Think U Guys Are Good. So I Hope You Will Consider Me! Thx Have A Great Day!



King Of Pain

[McTucket]

i dont even know who you are.

with that in mind, hello there!


tell us a little about yourself (and if you've ever played on our server before...)

welcome to the gng forums!

[GroberTek]

Yo King, just play more dude. see you around

[MiddleFinger]

Yes, play more, and post more. We're more than just a clan here. We're a family. We have to get to know you, and like you, in order to become part of the GNG family. Make sure you read the rules and history (http://thegng.org/about/keyfacts.html). Although, as outdated as they may be, they still ring true (for the most part) in every aspect of our community.

[Phenix]

welcome welcome, drop trow and spread em, Grober needs to meat and great you

[GraffiXX]

Lol. Wouldnt be a proper intro. without grober sodomizing a new recruit!:evil:

[flcracker]

Hey i think you guys scared him off

[Nebula]

haha..

oops. =\

[papa smurf]

we are a family and im the child:)

[flcracker]

and a pretty ugly one at that.

[thegreaterbad]

Ohhh Burn!!! papa, you better have a good comeback, I have seen forum burns like this before and if you dont reply quick, the damage can be quite serious.

Just remember, keep it semi clean and make sure to involve Grober in a insulting way even if it doesnt make sense in the argument.

[papa smurf]

and a pretty ugly one at that. yo mommas like a bus.......... shes dirty and only 1 dollar to ride:biggrin:

[flcracker]

well i am glad her prices finally went up for the longest time she was like yours... you know the like hardware store 5 cents a Screw!!!:badgrin:

[sylverarrow]

lol

[Nebula]

well i am glad her prices finally went up for the longest time she was like yours... you know the like hardware store 5 cents a Screw!!!:badgrin:

she charged you? :confused:

[flcracker]

No mine was free but i was just going of what Grober Told Me from his experience

[papa smurf]

well i am glad her prices finally went up for the longest time she was like yours... you know the like hardware store 5 cents a Screw!!!:badgrin: yo mommas so dumb she stuck two batteries up her nose and said "i gots da power"!

[McTucket]

er... thats not good.

[papa smurf]

er... thats not good. er......... shut the fuck up!!

[McTucket]

dont forget... its bedtime when the street lights come on bro...

[papa smurf]

dont forget... its bedtime when the street lights come on bro... OH SNAP!!!

[Smashley]

Yo mamma got 3 teeth... one in her mouth 2 in her pocket!

Yo mamma got a wooden leg with a kick-stand booty.

Yo mamma so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.

Ok your turn... keep it going.

[Jethro]

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

[papa smurf]

Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.


Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

yo momma so fat When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.

yo momma so fat When she dances she makes the band skip.

yo momma so fat When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.

yo momma so fat She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

yo momma so fat Her butt has its own congressman.

yo momma so fat Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

yo momma so fat When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

yo momma so fatHer high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.