Happy Birthday Animal

[Nebula]

Happy Birthday to the rapist!

Hope its the best one yet man...

[sylverarrow]

happy bday man. Hope you are enjoying it.

[GraffiXX]

Happy B-day AR

[Johnnie Walker]

Hope it's a good one man :biggrin:

[L1veUndead]

Happy Birthday Pete. Hope your having a good one.

[Sammie]

Happy B-day!! :biggrin:

[JimbobSS]

Happy birthday! don't blow your hands off with fireworks! Save some cake for me too:biggrin:

[Nimmy]

Hey there AR... happy birthday. lol.

[Animal]

Ha! I just noticed this thread! Thanks guys. I'm just relaxing and taking it easy. I'll be going out for sushi here in about an hour or so... it's a great all you can eat place but it's like 28 bucks a person and my wife doesnt eat it... so its like 60 bucks for me to stuff my face full of sushi and crab legs =)

Happy birthday to me! LOL:lol:

[Triple_6]

Have fun, dude!

[Nebula]

Ha! I just noticed this thread! Thanks guys. I'm just relaxing and taking it easy. I'll be going out for sushi here in about an hour or so... it's a great all you can eat place but it's like 28 bucks a person and my wife doesnt eat it... so its like 60 bucks for me to stuff my face full of sushi and crab legs =)

Happy birthday to me! LOL:lol:


Niiice! I love me some sushi too! Enjoy it

[Maull]

thats a shitload better than hamburgers and hotdogs. happy bday bro

[Animal]

Yeah, I'm gonna turn into a huge fat COW! So we went and got sushi and I was there from 5-7ish. About 30 assorted rolls/sashimi, a plate full of crab legs, some tempura and other hot food stuffs, and 5 servings of creme brulee. It ALL went down very nicely and I was feeling real good! Till about 15 minutes after we left the restaurant then I just wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

Whatever... so then we decide to go to Ribfest in downtown Naperville for fireworks. Well, of course, I can't contain myself. There is award winning BBQ, beer, assorted snacks, carnival rides and lots of hot ladies... I'm lovin life. Ribfest is a nationwide affair.. if you have one by you at some points, I encourage you to go.

If you have read this far, you have not wasted your time. I forgot to mention that I picked up a nice beef brisket sandwich right before we left ribfest.

Anyway, we get in the car and start driving... my stomach is churning and pleading with me to find a bathroom... well tough shit (no pun intended) too much traffic. I manage to keep my ass from exploding all over the drivers seat long enough to run in a Taco Bell. Awesome, except the stall I choose didn't have paper (and my wife wonders why I always hold it till I get home). Managed to go in the next stall, got some nice paper and all is well.

Now I'm feeling REALLY good. Get back on the road and start heading home. Everything is real fuckin peachy until I hit this one stretch of road that was beyond fucked with traffic. So I'm pretty much out in the sticks on this 2 lane road with bumper to bumper traffic and my ass is about to explode worse than before. Well, I couldn't manage to work my way out of this one. I had what felt like a "gas" pain and thought I would toot the old horn and feel better. Well, I tooted alright... a big nasty shit right in my GOD DAMNED pants in the fucking car!

I guess the point is that if you are going to eat yourself almost to the point of passing out you probably don't want to go out and party afterwards! At worst you lose your dignity and at best you lose your underwear.:evil:

[Triple_6]

LOOL anbd I dont know if its because Im drunk or what but that is some hugely funny shit to me.

[Animal]

It's alright... laugh it up.. that's why I posted it. Believe me, if it was someone else I would be pointing my finger and laughing my fuckin ass off too.:lol:

[MiddleFinger]

lol.

Well, a little late, but happy birthday!

[Nimmy]

That sounds better than what I have right now, my tooth hurts in the back of my mouth horribly so I can't fall asleep. Shitting your pants seems like a relativly harmless/wonderful and funny way to go.

[Nebula]

hahaha Wow animal... lol.

[sylverarrow]

Damn animal... mud butt calling.. hehe

[papa smurf]

happy belated b-day:wink:

[Mr.Pink]

Friggin hilarious...

[JimbobSS]

roflmao:lol:

[Snk]

wow AR that was a great story bro lol

[Johnnie Walker]

Hahaha I think your the fourth person I know that I've heard that from. I've had some close calls personally but thank god traffic was light.

[Sammie]

LMFAO!! That's what you get for eating all that stuff :lol:

[Animal]

Up with ya!

[papa smurf]

FUCK I DIDNT EVEN READ THIS THREAD I JUST POSTED HHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol::lol::lol::lol::eek::eek::eek:

[Nebula]

FUCK I DIDNT EVEN READ THIS THREAD I JUST POSTED HHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol::lol::lol::lol::eek::eek::eek:

This was last years thread :wink: