Does anyone know anything about Toronto???

[GL84]

Other than the obvious smart ass answers of its in CANADA and its fucking cold...

Does anyone know anything about Toronto? I'm planning to move there by myself with a backpack in a year or two...

[HHBizzle]

its very clean

neat huge underground mall

ice skating rinks

ummmmmmmmm

good food

did i say it was clean? yeah i did

thats all i remember :)

[Nimmy]

Liquidate assets into gold asap or you'll not be able to afford to keep the backpack.

[Angel]

Toronto's one of my favorite cities to visit. Clean, mostly friendly people, GREAT night life or so I've heard/read. The CN Tower's awesome, and one of the buildings looks gold because they incorporated millions of dollars of real gold into the glass that makes the building. It's one of the prettiest skyscrapers I've ever seen. Casa Loma's cool, so's the underground mall and movie theater.

Also, Thunder proposed to me there during Phantom of the Opera at the Pantages Theater.

[GL84]

THATS interesting... um anyone have any relatives or friends over there? I want to know more of what the city is like more so than what's cool to look at...

And anywhere's pretty much cleaner than NYC.

Try walking through Time Square during summer's restaurant day at 5pm when all the garbage is piled up on the street stinking up the place...

whats worse is all these decked out women walking through the water when it rains... when all the garbage bags leak mixed food juice into the water by the curb... that'll kill any feet fetish right there, lol.

[ColdColors]

It's located deep in the Caribbean Sea and is accessible only by mer-people. It was also once the center for the mer-civilization until the Great Water War in which the mer-citizens of Moscow2 (led by General Dances-with-Seals) launched an all-out assault on the Torontonese mer-people and forced their entire society into slave labor camps for thirty years. The resultant decline in education and health care has since reduced the inhabitants of Toronto to shadows of their formers selves, and has allowed for the seed of rebellion to take place. Currently, several Torontonese mer-factions are engaged in developing radical strategies intending to overthrow their oppressors and free their society from the shackles of the Moscow2anese work camps.

[Nebula]

Wtf?

[GL84]

yeah, wtf? had a little extra time on your hands? or is that like somebody else's over active imagination at work, lol.

[dan]

It's located deep in the Caribbean Sea and is accessible only by mer-people. It was also once the center for the mer-civilization until the Great Water War in which the mer-citizens of Moscow2 (led by General Dances-with-Seals) launched an all-out assault on the Torontonese mer-people and forced their entire society into slave labor camps for thirty years. The resultant decline in education and health care has since reduced the inhabitants of Toronto to shadows of their formers selves, and has allowed for the seed of rebellion to take place. Currently, several Torontonese mer-factions are engaged in developing radical strategies intending to overthrow their oppressors and free their society from the shackles of the Moscow2anese work camps.

Quoted for Truth.

Also, Toronto is cold, and in Canada.

Hope that helps.

-dan

p.s. I honestly know nothing about Toronto, but I hear it's a very beautiful city.

[Ranma]

I heard its in Canada.. Which makes it third on my places I want to visit.. #1 being Italy, #2 being anywhere besides Canada...

[Psychotic Idiot]

Toronto's one of my favorite cities to visit. Clean, mostly friendly people, GREAT night life or so I've heard/read. The CN Tower's awesome, and one of the buildings looks gold because they incorporated millions of dollars of real gold into the glass that makes the building. It's one of the prettiest skyscrapers I've ever seen. Casa Loma's cool, so's the underground mall and movie theater.

Also, Thunder proposed to me there during Phantom of the Opera at the Pantages Theater.

Just to give you an update
the underground Movie Theater is closed down
and the building of gold is under heavy renovation.

oh and the underground mall is also known as the PATH system.

Just to point out
subways end at 1:50am. and resume at 4-5am.
Queen Street is always neat to check out tons of stores, stuff going on.
During the late summer (late august to early september) Toronto has the CNE, which is pretty cool event that usually goes on.
Many people in Toronto loves the Maple Leafs (hockey team), its their religion

If you need anything else just message me, I live in the general area of the city.

[el Learn ed Hand]

Democratic presidential candidate Queen of the Mer Revenge Movement on Friday accused the camp of rival Muscovite Oppressor Grand Dragon of politicizing the death of former Merman General Cold Hand Colors.

Queen of the Mer Revenge Movement says she regrets that The Oppressor's camp "would be politicizing this tragedy."

"I just regret that [The Oppressor and his chief strategist] would be politicizing this tragedy, and especially at a time when we do need to figure out a way forward," Queen Mer said Friday in an interview with the GNG’s Chief of Hygienic Wipes, el Learn ed Hand.
Her comments followed criticism from The Oppressor's campaign implying that some of Queen Mer's foreign policy decisions raise questions about whether she should be Queen, even for a day.
"I don't think politics should be playing a role in how our country responds ... to the tragedy that is our country," she said.
Colors died Thursday following a political rally in downtown Toronto near the bad part of the longest street ever, not where the Dairy Queen was, but a little further, nearer the bus stop where that dude with the dreads used to be all polite to people and panhandle and then totally spend the spare change on unhealthy low-cost booze and then pee, like, everywhere he saw young kids with no concrete plans for their future and backpacks.
On Thursday, The Oppressor's chief strategist, Thunderpants, seemed to link Queen Mer's vote on the war and Color's death.
"Moscovite Oppressor Grand Dragon had the judgment to oppose the war after the Muscovites won, which was not at all what the peepee dread guy wanted, And he warned at the time that it would divert us from Toronto and to a larger extent, Manitoba, and now we see the effect of that," Thunderpants said. "Sen. Queen Mer made a different judgment. Let's have that discussion. Over a cold Molson, the worst beer ever, if you don’t count Fosters, which is made by Molson, those bastards." He added, in a circular and fragmented way.
Thunderpants was responding to reporters' questions about the Toronto situation and whether it enhanced assertions that Queen Mer's foreign policy experience may make her more fit to serve as commander in chief of the resistance, or the Maple Leafs. Thunderpants, like a total sissy pants, later seemed to back away from his earlier remarks.
"I believe our policies in Montreal have had a direct impact on events in Toronto and Manitoba, but I would not suggest there is a straight line relationship between the events of today in Toronto and anyone's particular vote," he said Thursday confusing everyone with his total BS and then urinating on a nearby by traveler’s overstuffed and misguided backpack.
"What I was pointing out" he grunted over his right shoulder, with is back turned, his hips thrust slightly forward and his hands slightly below his belt, "was the difference in judgment at the time. The Oppressor thought that the war would have a negative impact in Toronto. Like wars often do.” He added as he wiped his peepee on the straps of a pale, spotty German Euro Trash College Boy’s Rucksack.
He also said he "certainly wasn't suggesting Queen Mer was complicit. She made a bad judgment on this war, by losing, and the war helped exacerbate problems in Toronto and Manitoba. And that's certainly something I would stand by if I didn’t have to pee so bad and the Muscovites hadn’t completely kicked the shit out of us."
The Oppressor defended his strategist late Thursday when asked about Sissy's comments. "This is one of those situations where the Sea Monkey Controlled Media is putting a spin on it," The Oppressor said. "He in no way was suggesting Queen of the Mer Revenge Movement was somehow directly to blame for this situation. Perhaps, if I find her and have her vaporized, the Resistance will fold.” He muses, pausing only to inappropriately gaze at a passing backpacker, clearly a third his age. “Mmmmmm” he said.

[ColdColors]

This photograph was taken seventy-two blocks from Hand's current residence, and it proves he is unfit to hold the official Sandwich Maker for GNG crown. I hereby denounce him as a catophile and hope that others follow suit. Please, do it for the chilluns.

[Sckoarn]

Cold and Hand, you write good stories. But only stories.

Manitoba is a province, not a city. It's capital is Winnipeg. Or as we term it Winterpeg, very cold and windy there.

Toronto is known as Hog town, but some of us here in Ottawa. (lots of stuff under ground) Toronto is a big city, far as Canadian cities go, at about 10M people. From my point of view it is a big ugly city, and no way would I ever live there. Too many people, way too little infrastructure for my liking. The Core of the city is very busy, and runs almost 24 hours. There is one street that is many miles, (for you non-metrics) long, called Young street.

That said, it is a great place to do things, and there are many things to do and see. The city is on one of the great lakes and so if you like cold water sports, there is lots for you.

Toronto is not very cold, compared with much of Canada. Rarely does it get extreme and normally does not get much snow. This year is different.

[ColdColors]

I read my "story" on Wikipedia, so everyone knows it's true, and you are a wiener face.

[Sckoarn]

Wiener face?? :lol:

Is that all you had?? You got nothing better than wiener face? Had a rough day at work, you were drained, no creativity left?