Larynth
04-21-2005, 09:07 AM
These two teenagers were speeding along through a residential neighborhood when they were pulled over by an officer of the law. The cop walked up to the driver and asked him for his liscense and registration. He then asked the kid if he realized he was going 39 in a 35.
The smart ass teenager turned to the cop and said " So the fuck what? Don't you have any real criminals to catch pig?"
The officer calmly finished writing the youngster's ticket handed it to him along with his liscense and registration then reached in grabbed him by the shirt and knocked the living shit out of him.
He then turned walking towards his car and stopped halfway there. He turned arround and approached the passenger reached in and knocked the shit out of him too.
The passenger whined " What the hell was that for I didn't say shit, and I wasn't even driving."
The cop replied, " Yeah, but we both know as soon as I was in my car you were gona say, I wish he'd 'ave hit me like that...."
The smart ass teenager turned to the cop and said " So the fuck what? Don't you have any real criminals to catch pig?"
The officer calmly finished writing the youngster's ticket handed it to him along with his liscense and registration then reached in grabbed him by the shirt and knocked the living shit out of him.
He then turned walking towards his car and stopped halfway there. He turned arround and approached the passenger reached in and knocked the shit out of him too.
The passenger whined " What the hell was that for I didn't say shit, and I wasn't even driving."
The cop replied, " Yeah, but we both know as soon as I was in my car you were gona say, I wish he'd 'ave hit me like that...."