GNG News Guy
04-29-2008, 09:41 AM
Several users write in to gleefully note that this Belgian woman (http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php) claims she'll make love to every virgin that supports network neutrality. Tanya Devereaux has previously used sexual promises to try and get votes for a failed run (http://gizmodo.com/383944/sexy-lady-offers-to-harvest-virginity-of-net-neutrality+supporting-nerds-nsfw) for the Belgian senate. Devereaux, who could probably even change the stripes of telecom talking heads like Scott Cleland (http://precursorblog.com/) (assuming he qualifies), has this to say about her mission:I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I ll have to turn some down.
Reasonable, given the number of global Internet virgins is so very small. She continues:Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.
Indeed. For those of you on four day World of Warcraft binges, keep in mind that according to the terms of service (http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php), "Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons." Sure, this could be a porn spam e-mail harvesting operation, but it's damn entertaining.
read comment(s) (http://www.dslreports.com/shownews/Belgian-Woman-Offers-Sex-If-You-Support-Network-Neutrality-93979)
Reasonable, given the number of global Internet virgins is so very small. She continues:Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.
Indeed. For those of you on four day World of Warcraft binges, keep in mind that according to the terms of service (http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php), "Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons." Sure, this could be a porn spam e-mail harvesting operation, but it's damn entertaining.
read comment(s) (http://www.dslreports.com/shownews/Belgian-Woman-Offers-Sex-If-You-Support-Network-Neutrality-93979)