devil_dog wants in

[devil_dog]

Alright, this is where I beg for your mercy to allow me into your most excellent clan. I wish to join your ranks, bleed with you, and wash your crusty underwear if necessary.

If I'm elected into the clan I pledge to taunt Cold Colors everyday until he joins back up or at least visits the GNG forums to pay his respects.

My resume is short, but I've been around since the near beginning, just took a long break while I got a new house, computer and faster connection. My references include CC, Drizzt, Middle Finger, Sammie, Talc, and BigD (RIP brother), to name a few.

I have developed my skillz in CS and love to humiliate Raven when the opportunity presents itself.

OK, that is it. Let it be known that I still want to remain in OMF for DOD game play. They are a good bunch as you know who gave shelter to CC during his fasting adventure, and gave birth to your very own D_Struct.

your humble servant,

dd

[Sammie]

Alright, this is where I beg for your mercy to allow me into your most excellent clan. I wish to join your ranks, bleed with you, and wash your crusty underwear if necessary.

If I'm elected into the clan I pledge to taunt Cold Colors everyday until he joins back up or at least visits the GNG forums to pay his respects.



[QUOTE=devil_dog]Alright, this is where I beg for your mercy to allow me into your most excellent clan

Offer accepted, now please get down on your knees and knob us all off to show your undying loyalty. That’s how we do things around here.

I wish to join your ranks, bleed with you, and wash your crusty underwear if necessary.

Oh you will definitely bleed…during your initiation rights. I hope you’re not a hemophiliac or its going to be messy. But don’t worry, L1ve has a room set up for just the occasion. Drain holes and all.
As to the crusty underwear, you’ll have to ask the guys about that. But I would imagine they could use a good cleansing. They are men, after all.


If I'm elected into the clan I pledge to taunt Cold Colors everyday until he joins back up or at least visits the GNG forums to pay his respects.

This is duly noted and I will be checking the OMF forums, as I do from time to time, to make sure you’re riding his ass like redneck whore jacked up on crystal meth.
and love to humiliate Raven when the opportunity presents itself.

Don’t we all……and often :p


My references include CC, Drizzt, Middle Finger, Sammie, Talc, and BigD (RIP brother), to name a few.

Those are very good references. I would take the word of anyone of them.

OK, that is it. Let it be known that I still want to remain in OMF for DOD game play.

Not a problem at all. I can’t wait for DOD source to finally be released.

They are a good bunch as you know who gave shelter to CC during his fasting adventure.

We will not hold it against you that your stole CC away from us. I mean with all that OMF charm and good looks, I guess we never stood a chance. Ethan always liked the pretty boys.

and gave birth to your very own D_Struct.

HA!!!! I KNEW IT!!! A BUTT BABY!!

I always suspected but I was too afraid to ask. :biggrin:


your humble servant,dd

Now put your recruit tag on and make me a sandwich bitch!


Refer to this link for recruitment periods and more info on our June additions (http://www.thegng.org/forums/showthread.php?p=9293#post9293)

[sylverarrow]

This is duly noted and I will be checking the OMF forums, as I do from time to time, to make sure you’re riding his ass like redneck whore jacked up on crystal meth.
omfg... HAHAHA :badgrin:

[Raven]

dd shoulda joined us long time ago.. he goes back to our KOF days; a cool guy all around (except when he kills me) so he gets my vote fo shizzle

[devil_dog]

Looks like that white envelope with unmarked bills was adequate. I wasn't sure how much to send, so I sent everything I had. I'm glad you received it without incident Raven. Please email me your PayPal account and I will begin automating my monthly installments. :lol:

dd