Announcement: June Recruits

[Sammie]

We have a total of 4 new recruits for the month of May. We usually limit it to 3 but we are granting Devil_Dog special treatment in return for a life time of uninhibited sexual favors ............. we heard a rumor that he can suck peanut butter through a straw.... and we just couldn't pass up an offer like that. So this month we offically add 4 memebers to the our recruitment ranks.

Congrats to:

Devil_Dog
3043
McTuckett
Jimboss

And if I may quote L1ve:

Here is the deal. You are to wear a [GNG-R] tag for a period of two weeks. In that time you will be watched even more by the GNG members that dwell on these website and on the server. Any douche-baggery will get you a swift kick in the ass. So keep your mouth from doing something gaye and your ass ready for something gaye.

Welcome to the family guys.

Once your recruitment phase is over we will give you the go on wearing the official [GNG] tag, grant you access to the private forums and start your initiation rights. I've already order a new box of rubber gloves and ball gags!
I can hardly wait!! :D
I get first dibs on Devil_Dog and 3043
Ladies first, ya know




-L1veUndead, ChickwithDick, Sammie.

[L1veUndead]

Congrats. Now who is getting the first glass eye?

[Ranma]

PS- Devil Dog was in a strange way connected to CH anyways...

He can get in on friends and family of D_Struct or Cold if they really pushed it..
or even asked...

[Sammie]

Too late!!!

He owes us the knob jobs for life......its in writing. Those were the conditions.

I took a screen shot.

The deal is sealed.

[Thunder]

Woot! These past few months of recruits has really revitalived the GNG, helping us to relieve some "frustrations" and generally improving moral. Since this is has been such a great time I'm going to unveil my latest in initiation hardware.

Introducing the Lube Motel*: Lube goes in and doesn't come out.

This space age device takes the simple design of the hammer and improves on it tenfold. By taking a man of chimp intelligence, (in this case, [GNG]Hooligan) handing him a hammer and a keg 'o lube (another of my wonderous inventions) the results are obvious.

The process is simple:

Hooligan will drool incoherently until your lucious ass is secured firmly with leather in our application distributor. Once secure, you will be turned upside down exposing your most intimate areas. Hooligans first instict is scoop up a giant wad of Lube with the hammer and then to pound your asshole until perfection is achieved. The end result is magnificent; a lubed up bottom with room for three! In case Hooligan becomes distracted our chimp handler and expert rump ranger ([GNG]Ranma) will smear chicken grease all over your hiney.

(chicken grease is not an invention of [GNG]Thunder and should be used sparingly, results have shown that Hooligan becomes excited and may either initiate the recruit early or dial up his setting to pound for room for five possibly resulting in some slight irritation.)

I'm very proud of this invention and truly believe that it will benefit all of GNG.

Welcome to GNG


*patent pending

[The_Machinist]

Wow...sounds like a good time. Good Job to those that got recruited.

[Nebula]

Nice, welcome all :cool:

...and be afraid, be very afraid...

[sylverarrow]

Congratz to all of you. Four is better then three, plenty to go around for twice the fun. I get first dibs on JB!!!

[Nebula]

Now get on your knees and give me my 1up, bitches!

http://www.granturismox.net/forum/images/avatars/776421625423a4df0ac3bb.gif

[The_Machinist]

haha word...mctucket you will feel my slapping wrath but only because I love you.

[Snk]

Nice, great group of people! Least now im not the newest person :surprised .....oh ya and you guys better buy some pain relievers... :neutral:

[JimbobSS]

Is it june already? I forgot to do my excercises, I'll just have to do some warmups. Lookin forward to the fun cya all on the server!

And thanks to all the ones who supported/voted for me :biggrin:

[Raven]

Is it june already? I forgot to do my excercises, I'll just have to do some warmups.

Don't forget to do some hardcore stretching.. you'll need it...

[sylverarrow]

Don't forget to do some hardcore stretching.. you'll need it...
HARDCORE :badgrin:

[GroberTek]

OH FUCK YEAH!....good picks on the new guys...they can now join me in my dry anal beatings that the older GNG members give me on cold nights...

[Sammie]

we are such a sick group of batards


*feel free to quote me on that

[devil_dog]

Thank you everyone for your kind words.

Thunder, I hear ya loud and clear. It has long been my moto that "Don't be rude, use lube!!!" in reference to proper procedure before raping an opponent, and especially clansmen.

It is my sad duty to report to you all that today I taunted CC with adverse results. He openly and public announced that "CS sucks" on the OMF DOD forums. When I told him that I was going to report him to the leaders of GNG he responded that they already know the CS sucks -- with a very distinct lack of fear.

Oh, and another thing. My work WebSense blocks the GNG forums, so I guess I won't be posting much from work. :frown:

dd

[sylverarrow]

I know of a couple of people that their work has that, that shit sucks.

What do you do for work?
At my work we have Web Security 3.5 and I have complete control over it. :biggrin:

[McTucket]

thanks guys... i guess i cant stay a virgin forever, eh?

[L1veUndead]

Better get some water because each of you are going to get dry socket from me....and im not talking about your gums either.

[sylverarrow]

hahah...most excellent. :badgrin:

[Angel]

Wow, can't compete with these guys' ideas so let me just say...CONGRATULATIONS and WELCOME TO THE FAMILY...wierd family that it is. And if ladies get first choice...I'll take McTucket...with Thunder's permission of course.....

[GroberTek]

yeah id put a ball in thunders ass to angel good call..hahahaha jk

[Legion]

congrats people too tired to write anything else :xyxthumbs