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cwatson81
06-02-2005, 02:31 PM
I'm not a desperate person like devil_dog and will suck you off if you let me join, but I will promise to:

1) be loyal, duty, respect, selfless serv.... wait, not in the army anymore....
2) jump in those hidden places that source designers failed to catch while creating maps (exit signs, trees, etc)
3) continue to play CS as much as possible
4) continue to post
5) if someone passes the doobie, i WILL smoke it *and inhale*
6) if a LAN party is within 200 miles, I will do my best to go...
7) suck you off...... SHIT, i just said i wouldn't do that...
8) I don't know what else to type
9) so i'm going to keep going until I get to 10
10) put [GNG-R] next to my name unlike McTucket did when he was first recruited.

PS. I can suck my own dick. Does this all qualify me?

cwatson81 aka Priapus

cwatson81
06-02-2005, 02:40 PM
PSS. I am teh winz

The_Machinist
06-02-2005, 02:42 PM
Well then...you pretty much covered it. Keep doing what you're doing and I'm sure someone with the almighty powers will take notice.

cwatson81
06-02-2005, 02:54 PM
10-4 good buddy....... btw, how is that hard on doing.... still rock hard?

L1veUndead
06-02-2005, 03:08 PM
The almighty have noticed.

Recruiting isnt until July. So fucking stay on the server and destroy, post on these forums, and get too know all the good people, because if you decided in July that you still want to do it. This is your family.

cwatson81
06-02-2005, 04:39 PM
Homer Simpson says "woohoo"

sylverarrow
06-02-2005, 04:58 PM
ummm, yeah, suck me beautiful?

Sammie
06-02-2005, 06:39 PM
please keep in mind that since i dont have a penis and cant be "sucked off" you will have to perform such acts on my pittbull/chow mix

just be careful and dont give him any teeth or he might freak out and maul you , like that last gng recruit that we dont talk about anymore

Snk
06-02-2005, 08:35 PM
Sammie....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sylverarrow
06-02-2005, 08:59 PM
I kind of remember what you are tal........oO wait, I just forgot again.:sagrin:

GraffiXX
06-02-2005, 09:54 PM
Lol :lol:

Legion
06-04-2005, 09:45 AM
Lol just read this shit. Sup watson

cwatson81
06-04-2005, 09:52 AM
*sigh* not a whole lot....... waiting 27 days to be recruited. :biggrin:

PS.... yesterday was my last day in the ARMY, I'm a FREE man again!!!!!!!!!!

sylverarrow
06-04-2005, 01:52 PM
All your bong belong to us.
Set us up the bong.

Raven
06-04-2005, 11:02 PM
All your bong belong to us.
Set us up the bong.

lmao!

Jethro
06-04-2005, 11:47 PM
I dont know he just called himself a cock sucker.

The_Machinist
06-05-2005, 12:12 PM
haha...bong. LUCKY!